Miley Cyrus
In fairness to Miley, I believe she was ASKED to twerk by the screaming crowds, and she went with the tongue instead, which I probably would have also. But her whole appearance there was otherwise really low-energy and lackadaisical, which... I mean, she's been on a world tour, so she probably just wants to go home and sleep at this point, but it also came off a bit like, "Eh, I've gotten everything I need from this joint. I'm over it."
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs 2014
It's just kind of BLAH fug, right? There's no real attempt at styling -- although she did at least make an effort with the footwear, or at least, she didn't go the obvious route -- and no zip to it, not even from her head. However, I'm assuming Kanye texted Kim to be like, "I TOLD YOU TO WEAR THE LEATHER PARACHUTES BUT NOW THE POINT IS PROBABLY MOOT LIKE FOR JESSIE'S GIRL AND THAT RICK SPRINGFIELD GALOOT."
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs 2014
Bulbous pleated leather: unflattering from any angle. Also, someone should tell her that a tube top does not count as a really big bracelet for your torso.