
The era of "Celebrities Leave Their Hotels To Great Fanfare" may FINALLY be returning. I have no idea what Miley's aesthetic is anymore, and I suspect Miley either doesn't either, or gets up in the morning and spins the big wheel of costumes, today landing on, "Had a hit single on the Country charts in 1986 and now mostly sings at rodeos." Which, in a world in which his kids did not become celebs, might have been roughly The Billy Ray Cyrus Story.

I downloaded this to give you a clearer view of the split pants. Split by color, not "in half, due to a popped seam." Although maybe that's how this started.

And this is sort of a Gwen Stefani/Britney homage, from back in the early aughts, or even maybe just Aught Aught.

I wish we could SEE what this outfit is. I want to know more about what these shoes are being dragged into, because I might like those. It's SORT OF in the vein of when the Kardashians wore enormous coats everywhere, but they never actually USED the sleeves, so.

"WILL YOU SIGN MY DOG????"

"Okay, flying back home, PLEASE, no more dog autographs. I just want to sleep."
