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NEW YORK, NY - MAY 07: Miley Cyrus is seen on May 07, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by MediaPunch/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

The era of "Celebrities Leave Their Hotels To Great Fanfare" may FINALLY be returning. I have no idea what Miley's aesthetic is anymore, and I suspect Miley either doesn't either, or gets up in the morning and spins the big wheel of costumes, today landing on, "Had a hit single on the Country charts in 1986 and now mostly sings at rodeos." Which, in a world in which his kids did not become celebs, might have been roughly The Billy Ray Cyrus Story.

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 07: Miley Cyrus is seen on May 07, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by MediaPunch/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

I downloaded this to give you a clearer view of the split pants. Split by color, not "in half, due to a popped seam." Although maybe that's how this started.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Miley Cyrus is seen leaving SNL rehearsal at the Rockefeller Center on May 06, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by Robert Kamau/GC Images)

And this is sort of a Gwen Stefani/Britney homage, from back in the early aughts, or even maybe just Aught Aught.

NEW YORK - MAY 8: Miley Cyrus is seen leaving her hotel on May 8, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by RCF/MEGA/GC Images)

I wish we could SEE what this outfit is. I want to know more about what these shoes are being dragged into, because I might like those. It's SORT OF in the vein of when the Kardashians wore enormous coats everywhere, but they never actually USED the sleeves, so.

NEW YORK - MAY 8: Miley Cyrus is seen leaving her hotel on May 8, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by RCF/MEGA/GC Images)

"WILL YOU SIGN MY DOG????"

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristin Callahan/Shutterstock (11896444m) Miley Cyrus is seen leaving the the Bowery Hotel Miley Cyrus out and about, New York, USA - 09 May 2021

"Okay, flying back home, PLEASE, no more dog autographs. I just want to sleep."

Miley Wore Some Schiaparelli Boobs on SNL
And other stuff in NYC.

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