Millie Bobby Brown

This dress is a dream. The pleats are beautiful, as is the ice-blue on her. Other than wanting to scream at seeing it pooled on that nasty street, this is perfect and I, too, would be posing like the world is mine.

with Jake Bongiovi

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 25: Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi attend the world premiere of "Enola Holmes 3" at The Plaza Hotel on June 25, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

This reveals a bit of a downer in terms of her hair, which reads like it just fell out of whatever she tried to do. And his shoes aren't great. But they seem super happy.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 25: Jake Bongiovi and Millie Bobby Brown attend the world premiere of "Enola Holmes 3" at The Plaza Hotel on June 25, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

Young love! Keep sticking it to the doubters, you two.

MBB

PULL OVER. IT'S ALL GONE TO SHIT.

And in case you wondered if it might help if she were smiling, as opposed to looking at the camera like Netflix just rejected her pitch for a millennial My Fair Lady set at Coachella, the answer is no. No it does not. IT'S JUST BAD. I hope you do not have whiplash; that's no way to head into the weekend.