Minaj-ly Played, Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj Performs On NBC's "Today"

I love this picture. She basically looks like she's saying, "....wait. WTF is happening here? What are these dudes doing? What has HAPPENED to my life? I was going to be a podiatrist and now look at me. Although these boots ARE killer."

Nicki Minaj Performs On NBC's "Today"

Never before has a woman looked so introspective whilst sporting a backless red patent motorcycle shrug. But maybe EVERY woman should look introspective whilst sporting a backless red parent motorcycle shrug.

Nicki Minaj Performs On NBC's "Today"

"No. Seriously, you guys. Why did I think it was a good idea to make a boob-sling out of Britney's 'Oops' catsuit? She's going to come after me. And I'm scared of her."