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# Miss Universe's National Costumes, Part 2
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/miss-universes-national-costumes-part-2-11-2017/
- Published: 2017-11-28T01:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2017-11-28T01:57:28.000Z
- Description: One woman dressed as Dracula, but a "well-mannered" version. Girl. That's not a thing.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: *Slow Clap*, Miss Universe, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/miss-universe-2017-national-costumes-part-2/)

If you missed the first part, [I would suggest going back and starting there first](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/miss-universes-national-costumes-part-1-11-2017/). However, if you're insistent upon going backwards, here's what you need to know: The hosts rhymed something about each costume, and I'll be quoting those where I can, because they are Really Something. Anon, we'll soldier forth with countries J to Z, and it includes a vampire, the laziest attempt at a poem EVER on behalf of Trinidad and Tobago, and way too many rhymes about trees.