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# Mission Impossible: Fug Protocol
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mission-impossible-fug-protocal-01-2014/
- Published: 2014-01-03T19:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2014-01-05T23:43:24.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Aw, man. We are *barely* int0 2014, and already Paula Patton has broken her New Year's Resolution:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/110913pcnex_thicke03.xml "**EXCLUSIVE** Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton seen together on New Years Eve in Miami")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=997081&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Namely, to stop screwing up totally adorable dresses by chopping them alllll the way up to the heavens. "Tight *or* short," honey. Write it on a Post-It.

\[Photo: INF\]