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# Missoni Women's Resort Line, 2018
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/missoni-womens-resort-line-2018/
- Published: 2017-06-13T20:05:05.000Z
- Updated: 2017-06-13T18:08:22.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-01-1497374203.jpg)

PASS.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-02-1497374220.jpg)

Get ready for a real COLOR ASSAULT in this slideshow. I will note that those shoes are VERY cute.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-03-1497374239.jpg)

"You guys, why am I wearing gloves in this parking lot? I need some water so badly right now."

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-04-1497374264.jpg)

Pass again. This is from the I Stole All This From the Goodwill Bins school of thought and it hardly ever works in real life.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-05-1497374277.jpg)

This coat is cute, though, and I love those earrings.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-06-1497374348.jpg)

That is, I think, a furry vest, and it's ALSO fab. Let's make Zendaya try this one on the red carpet for us. (She could do it.)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-07-1497374364.jpg)

Take away all the styling flourishes, and these shirtdresses are totally wearable and cute. (I love a shirtdress.)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-08-1497374424.jpg)

"Do you just want to feel SO HOT and clammy this summer? MISSONI!"

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-09-1497374470.jpg)

These tops are SO 70s. Not in a way that I really respond to positively?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-10-1497374482.jpg)

That jacket is the dream come true of any girl who spent a lot of time trawling the vintage racks in the 90s; I think those shoes are literally just cardboard attached with shoelaces.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-11-1497374494.jpg)

Again: Good shoes. Especially since they've been divorced from the socks.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-12-1497374512.jpg)

"NO! Don't look at me! I'M WEARING A THROW BLANKET."

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-13-1497374537.jpg)

It feels quite possible that Elle Fanning is approaching a Missoni period, right?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-14-1497374610.jpg)

I'm into this, and it's because I have a very similar dress from Boden already.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-15-1497374664.jpg)

I'm also kind of into this, and it's because I had a great Missoni rip-off from Forever21 that I got rid of like 10 years ago and have regretted ever since. NEVER THROW ANYTHING AWAY.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-16-1497374724.jpg)

This is costuming for your 70s poltergeist movie. Wherein all your poltergeists still think it's the 70s.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-17-1497374755.jpg)

No, thank you. (Although, if worn separately, I may sing a different tune.)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-18-1497374795.jpg)

I think she wandered in from some other designer's shoot? How many people are using this parking lot?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-19-1497374834.jpg)

Underneath it all, that is a really cute little dress and will totally end up in contention for someone's photocall.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-20-1497374875.jpg)

Eh.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-21-1497374908.jpg)

This, again, is a cute coat if you're a person who likes crazy coats, which I am.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-22-1497374933.jpg)

Even I don't like stripes this much.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-23-1497374960.jpg)

That skirt might secretly be AMAZING.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-24-1497374995.jpg)

This feels like something I might have discovered in an old collection of Butterick patterns my grandmother had shoved under a bed.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-25-1497375016.jpg)

I might be getting a migraine.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-26-1497375029.jpg)

That scarf is kinda great, though.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-27-1497375060.jpg)

"Oh, shit! You guys. I just found all these extra pieces we forgot to shoot!" "Just through them all on one model and pretend it's intentional. People will believe anything."

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-28-1497375091.jpg)

I kinda love this dress, though. Put it on Emma Stone and see what happens!

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-29-1497375143.jpg)

And I definitely love this bonkers jacket, which, in real life, someone will wear with jeans.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-30-1497375155.jpg)

YES. I am not being sarcastic. This is A DELIGHT. I want Janelle Monae to throw her usual black and white aesthetic to the wind and go for it.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-31-1497375181.jpg)

Dear Cate Blanchett, this is for you.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-32-1497375208.jpg)

That's secretly a highly reasonable cardigan.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-33-1497375245.jpg)

Do you REALLY need a tie with all this? Look at your life choices.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-34-1497375277.jpg)

Try out this dress, Lupita!

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-35-1497375321.jpg)

Again: A secretly great cardigan. (I mean, Missoni DOES know good sweaters.)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-36-1497375384.jpg)

For when Swinton Goes Wild.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-37-1497375446.jpg)

I sort of want this top for ME. (With jeans, to be clear.)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-38-1497375502.jpg)

Now the model ALSO has a migraine.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/MISSONI-WOMENS-RESORT18-39-1497375515.jpg)

What if Rooney Mara decides to do a Fashion 180? May she begin with this.

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