PASS.
Get ready for a real COLOR ASSAULT in this slideshow. I will note that those shoes are VERY cute.
"You guys, why am I wearing gloves in this parking lot? I need some water so badly right now."
Pass again. This is from the I Stole All This From the Goodwill Bins school of thought and it hardly ever works in real life.
This coat is cute, though, and I love those earrings.
That is, I think, a furry vest, and it's ALSO fab. Let's make Zendaya try this one on the red carpet for us. (She could do it.)
Take away all the styling flourishes, and these shirtdresses are totally wearable and cute. (I love a shirtdress.)
"Do you just want to feel SO HOT and clammy this summer? MISSONI!"
These tops are SO 70s. Not in a way that I really respond to positively?
That jacket is the dream come true of any girl who spent a lot of time trawling the vintage racks in the 90s; I think those shoes are literally just cardboard attached with shoelaces.
Again: Good shoes. Especially since they've been divorced from the socks.
"NO! Don't look at me! I'M WEARING A THROW BLANKET."
It feels quite possible that Elle Fanning is approaching a Missoni period, right?
I'm into this, and it's because I have a very similar dress from Boden already.
I'm also kind of into this, and it's because I had a great Missoni rip-off from Forever21 that I got rid of like 10 years ago and have regretted ever since. NEVER THROW ANYTHING AWAY.
This is costuming for your 70s poltergeist movie. Wherein all your poltergeists still think it's the 70s.
No, thank you. (Although, if worn separately, I may sing a different tune.)
I think she wandered in from some other designer's shoot? How many people are using this parking lot?
Underneath it all, that is a really cute little dress and will totally end up in contention for someone's photocall.
Eh.
This, again, is a cute coat if you're a person who likes crazy coats, which I am.
Even I don't like stripes this much.
That skirt might secretly be AMAZING.
This feels like something I might have discovered in an old collection of Butterick patterns my grandmother had shoved under a bed.
I might be getting a migraine.
That scarf is kinda great, though.
"Oh, shit! You guys. I just found all these extra pieces we forgot to shoot!" "Just through them all on one model and pretend it's intentional. People will believe anything."
I kinda love this dress, though. Put it on Emma Stone and see what happens!
And I definitely love this bonkers jacket, which, in real life, someone will wear with jeans.
YES. I am not being sarcastic. This is A DELIGHT. I want Janelle Monae to throw her usual black and white aesthetic to the wind and go for it.
Dear Cate Blanchett, this is for you.
That's secretly a highly reasonable cardigan.
Do you REALLY need a tie with all this? Look at your life choices.
Try out this dress, Lupita!
Again: A secretly great cardigan. (I mean, Missoni DOES know good sweaters.)
For when Swinton Goes Wild.
I sort of want this top for ME. (With jeans, to be clear.)
Now the model ALSO has a migraine.
What if Rooney Mara decides to do a Fashion 180? May she begin with this.
