There is enough fabric there to yank them up, too. They're low rise and BUNCHY. It's a real trick.
I genuinely think that is buckled around her thighs.
You know what, Karen from IT, I bet we can fix this over Zoom, just stay in your office, it's fine.
This is sincerely an ode to every person in a private school uniform who longed to adulterate it in the brazen manner of Gossip Girl.
Put that skirt with a snug white racerback tank, Doc Martens, and two tiny pigtails, and it's Donna freaking Martin.
I long for a sweaterbra, don't you?
Even her sweaterbra is failing her, because she's also wearing an actual bra.
Reader, I LAUGHED. This outfit has two waists. Neither of which is at her waist.
And then this whole thing is completely reasonable, if curiously styled (the shoes and socks are woeful with it, though the pointy-toe loafers themselves are good).
Why would toy not at least put these loafers with the longer black dress? STRANGE.
The proportions are just so... strange.
STRANGE.
You know what movie I haven't seen in a while? Strange Brew.
I wonder how former professional golfer Curtis Strange is doing.
Will I bother with season four of Stranger Things?
Dr. Strangelove is a great movie.
I think Melissa McCarthy is super in Nine Perfect Strangers.
I never did see Doctor Strange.
And now there's a Doctor Strange SEQUEL.
We pause for something that a Fanning can wear.
And then STRAIGHT back to A Stranger Among Us.
