Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm just so distracted here by how it looks like the waistband of her high-waisted control-top Extremely Full Coverage Undercrackers is popping up for a peek.

Gwyneth Paltrow

I like the shoes. I envy her legs. Versace is really into these half-and-half looks, and of them, this isn't terrible, but it still looks more like her diner apron slid to the side.

Gwyneth Paltrow

And I hate this. I have NOTES. First, good shoes again, so at least she's got that. But this photo illustrates what's been bugging me about Gwynnie lately, which is that I think she went too far with the dyed-to-match eyebrows and now they just wash right off her face. The rest of it is an EXTREMELY generic iteration of the midriff trend, but with a knee veil. It's totally banal, and I think GP knows it.

Mixed Fug-Fab Bag: Gwyneth Paltrow in Roland Mouret, Versace, Monique Lhuillier

There are some good things about all of these, but mostly, I just need you to know that correctly typing "Fug-Fab Bag" took me SEVERAL tries. [Photos: Getty]