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Alessandra Ambrosio
2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills, California, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
This is traumatizing to me and I hate it. The bottom half of her body is a Wolford ad, and the top is an elderly woman at a charity gala. Her necklace somehow makes it look like she's got a standing microphone attached to her corporeal form. This entire thing is ABSOLUTE CHAOS.
Heidi Klum in AZ Factory
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Heidi Klum
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Wearing AZ Factory
On one hand, this is a curtain tacked to a bikini top. On the other hand, she looks really sunny and great in it.
Kendall Jenner
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Kendall Jenner
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Let me be honest: I love this and I think she looks great. The glasses are a hoot. (I'm sure she has a sunglasses brand or they're somehow sponcon, but....whatever.)
Emily Ratajkowski in Armani
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Emily Ratajkowski
2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills, California, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
In which the fine folks at Armani Prive are like, "how can we incorporate more cleav into our repertoire, which is not known for cleav?"
Joan Smalls in Elie Saab
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Joan Smalls
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
She is truly SO EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL but this dress makes her look like something terrible happened on the way over which entailed being chased through a chicken coop.
Molly Sims in Elie Saab
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Molly Sims
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
All right! (I'm tired.)
Barbie Ferreira in Fendi
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Barbie Ferreira
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Wearing Fendi Same Outfit as catwalk model *12460237ac
This is fun! It also feels very vacation-y. Do we think she needs some big dangling earrings?
Winnie Harlow in Versace
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Winnie Harlow
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Really very normal and sensible and pretty. I just realized she should have been in our post about folks who changed from the ceremony but we're here now! I am not running a scientific organization here!
Camila Morrone in Alexandre Vauthier
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Camila Morrone
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
This is beautiful and unusual.
Hailey Bieber in Saint Laurent
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Hailey Bieber
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
While I love the bracelets, I dislike this on her. The color is unremarkable in photos -- I suspect it's much more luxe in person -- and I feel like the fit is weird. It all seems like it's riding too high on her body.
Taylor Hill in Alexandre Vauthier
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Taylor Hill
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
This is pleasantly subtle.
Elsa Hosk in Monot
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Elsa Hosk
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Wearing Monot
This is NOT as subtle.
Barbara Palvin in Missoni
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Barbara Palvin
2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills, California, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
She looks pretty -- though I'm not a huge fan of these Glamour Don't bars across the bosom -- and I really feel like she needs a hair product spokesmodel gig. It's so bouncy!
Karolina Kurkova
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Karolina Kurkova
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Ah yes, SOMEONE must represent the Granny Panty Fashion Contingent!
Amber Valletta in Saint Laurent
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Amber Valletta
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Wearing Saint Laurent Same Outfit as catwalk model *12828369ac
Sure!
Jasmine Tookes
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Jasmine Tookes
2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills, California, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
I'm neutral on this gown but her head! It looks glorious, what a smile! What earrings! What freaking great bone structure!
Petra Nemcova
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Petra Nemcova
2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills, California, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Petra might be a LITTLE out of practice when it comes to showing off the clothing to its best advantage.
