

I...don't even know. In what world does it make sense to wear your Peacock of the Tudor Court Thigh-High Boots with a fuzzy angora sweaterdress that is also, improbably, sheer?

In which Rebecca Romijn salutes the majesty of the black and white cookie.

In which Lucky Blue Smith salutes the majesty of Pacey Witter's season three Dawson's Creek wardrobe.

Sure, fine, whatever. This is perfectly nice on her. (She is Kristen Stewart's current girlfriend, FYI.)

The nice thing is, if you accidentally spill potato salad on her, it wipes right off with a damp sponge!

This is a Jackie Collins fever dream nightmare, but! The shoes are great with this. They almost rescue the whole thing.

WHAT A HIDEOUS FAMILY. (Obviously -- I hope -- I jest. Everyone in this family is remarkably genetically blessed, my god.) Kaia looks very pretty in that simply dress.
