Lady Mary Charteris
Lady Mary Charteris is a model the way a lot of British aristos are models -- they're young and VERY RICH and Tatler will put them on the cover a couple of times and then, boom, they feel like they're models. (Even the Daily Mail wonders, "WHO IS LADY MARY CHARTERIS?" The article is VERY juicy, although, being the Daily Mail....well, you know. It does include this deet about her posh dad: He “is an eccentric character, known for his love of trepanning – an ancient practice of drilling into the skull.")
However, there was absolutely no way I wasn't going to show you this outfit. It makes me want to trepan MY skull, thanks.
Claudia Schiffer
Claudia looks reasonable, and also like -- as long as we're talking about Bravo shows -- Aviva Drescher, facially, right? Or has the trepan ruined me?
Adwoa Aboah
Her facial expression implies she just got a look at what she decided to wear to this.
Amelia Windsor
Ugh. Amelia Windor is also "a model" the way Mary is, except more so because she's also very short. She's been on Tatler and I think walked for Chanel and literally zero of that would have happened if she were not, you know, A Windsor. One of THOSE Windsors. Despite the Breton stripe, I think this outfit is extremely dumb, and the shoes are AWFUL with it. THOSE ARE NOT GARDEN PARTY SHOES.
Edie Campbell
This is kind of groovy, though.
Alice Dellal
Alice just popped out of her time machine -- she's been spending most of the summer in 1986.
Arizona Muse
With the exception of the Wet Hair Look, which I cannot support, this seems quite reasonable.
Erin O'Connor
Oh Erin. You may be a proper model, but even you can not totally make this sing. It feels a bit like melted strawberry ice cream, in a dress.