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# Modern Fugily
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/modern-fugily-02-2011/
- Published: 2011-02-03T21:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2011-02-03T05:50:40.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I don't know -- I'm sure I'm supposed to think this is really stylish and slouchy-cool.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/juliebowen108587307.jpg "Julie Bowen")](https://gofugyourself.com/modern-fugily-02-2011/entertainment-weeklys-17th-annual-pre-screen-actors-guild-awards-party-arrivals-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But mostly, I just think that this is totally unacceptable unless she is a) Janice Dickinson, or b) just seduced Michael Nouri by removing her bra without taking off her shirt. And I'm not really sure I'd want to be either of those things. *Flashdance* was fun and all, but but in a dance-off, I might take *Showgirls*' Nomi Malone. Oh yeah, that's right, I said it.