Modern Fugly

Critics' Choice Awards - Arrivals

You know how at wedding showers, you make a faux bouquet for the the bride to use at her rehearsal out of all the ribbons on the gifts? This looks like that. Except it was also the world's most depressing shower. None of those ribbons were on gifts that came from people who were really invested in the nuptials.

Critics' Choice Awards - Show

Donald Faison and I are BOTH like, "hey, what's going on at the back of that thing?"

MARRY ME PHIL

You could argue that I included this so we could see the dress's goofy sheer panels but let's get real: I love Phil with that scruff and I will use any opportunity to tell the world.