Michaela Coel

I don't typically love those elasticky ruched waists, OR really even navels, but damn she looks good. She's glowing. Especially when juxtaposed with the next slide, which does NOT have a navel nor an elasticky ruched waist, and yet...

Emily Ratajkowski

This is FINE, but also leaves me cold. Lukewarm at best. Is it the makeup? I stand by the fact that I don't think she's a brand's best asset on the red carpet. She doesn't wear the hell out of anything the way some models do.

Sienna Miller

Oh no. Hang on. Have we invented... TOE-SLING TIGHTS? SURELY NOT.

Jessica Chastain

That's a gorgeous fabric, but I can hear the strains of Cake's "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" in my head so clearly. Well, alongside Tim Curry saying, "Gentlemen, turn out your pockets. Ladies, empty your purses. Whoever's got the gun is the murderer." BRILLIANTLY worked out, Wadsworth, I congratulate you.

Alexa Demie

And look! We even have a quasi-Yvette. She was in the billiard room, listening to our conversation. AAAH okay FINE twist my arm, I'll watch that movie again.

Taylor Russell

Taylor is thinking, "If I sit down, I crush the couture. I wish I had worn Uggs."

Daniel Kaluuya

Well, I like the shirt, anyway.

Roger Federer

I can feel my blood pressure going down.

Michaela Coel Wins This Slideshow, I Think

Not that it's a competition, but you know.