Monte Carlo Grand Prix

Emily Ratajkowski

Did she just show up in her bikini and then borrow the suit? I kid, but... I mean, it's not INFEASIBLE. It feels very on-brand that I had to look at this VERY closely to see if there even WAS anything under the coat.

Leni and Heidi Klum

MONTE-CARLO, MONACO - MAY 26: Leni Klum and Heidi Klum attends the F1 Grand Prix of Monaco at Circuit de Monaco on May 26, 2024 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/FilmMagic)

Heidi and Leni ALSO seem to be wearing bathing suits under this. Heidi may have arrived by boat, but like... is there a rule that you have to have a suit on at all times at the Grand Prix, in case MTV Spring Break Beach Party breaks out? Also please someone take away her giant hole punch.

Winnie Harlow and Kyle Kuzma (Washington Wizards, NBA)

MONTE-CARLO, MONACO - MAY 26: Winnie Harlow and Kyle Kuzma attends the F1 Grand Prix of Monaco at Circuit de Monaco on May 26, 2024 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/FilmMagic)

Whereas I'm not sure Winnie is wearing ANYTHING under this?!??!!!??

Jared Leto

He and Kyle Kuzma seem to be wearing the same shoes in different colors. I wonder if they're freebies. Jared, incidentally, also seems to be freeing the nipple today.

Anya Taylor-Joy

Cute jacket, but... with a romper? And THAT romper? Is that even a romper or is it... a sweater leotard? I have questions.

Alexandra Daddario

This is a very reasonable sundress, and possibly someone else's boat shoes? Because...

Alexandra, Nicholas Galitzine, Kelsey Merritt

MONTE-CARLO, MONACO - MAY 26: Alexandra Daddario, Nicholas Galitzine and Kelsey Merritt pose for a photo outside the Oracle Red Bull Racing garage prior to the F1 Grand Prix of Monaco at Circuit de Monaco on May 26, 2024 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images)

... she was wearing THESE abominations for a while. I don't even know WHAT to make of them but they are terrible. Kelsey's heeled flip flops also look awful to me and super uncomfortable, but I have a lifelong bias against flippies that I must admit. And something about Nicholas's pants and boots are giving Dallas. The 80s version.

Mikaela Shiffrin

Another bathing suit? Or a slip? A bralette?

Miles Chamley-Watson

This man is an Olympic fencer who has a move named after him. So I'm not saying ANYTHING about his tie-dye. (Also I don't hate it. Also, it goes with his shoes and I don't hate that either.)

Joe Jonas

I... think he is very confident in his ability to carry off clothes, and that often, that confidence is misplaced.

Kyliam Mbappe

MONTE-CARLO, MONACO - MAY 26: Kylian Mbappé attends the F1 Grand Prix of Monaco at Circuit de Monaco on May 26, 2024 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/FilmMagic)

"Hi! I just wanted to look regular today!!! I feel good about this!"

Izabel Goulart

I have never been to live motor racing, but I imagine it to be the kind of event that would be hell on an all-white ensemble. And possibly on all these exposed toes. I mean, I know she's not trying to run across the track, but you feel me. Stuff's happening and you know these people are wandering around.

Michael Douglas

Okay, he MIGHT be trying to cross the racetrack. In his slippers.