Jacqueline Bissett
YOU TOO, Jacqueline? ET TU, JACQUELINE?
Tracy Spiridakos
Congratulations to Tracy, who in addition to working on season two of Revolution, will also be refereeing all the University of Laffypants' clown college league touch-football games.
Josh Henderson, Julie Gonzalo
These two look like they're posing in character. However, they also both look good. Her dress is fab. Methinks a better stylist has been called in on the job.
Gabriel Mann
Dearest Gabriel: Can you just take Nolan and escape REVENGE and come over to Dallas? Christopher needs a good homosexual love affair with a bisexual software genius who can teach him things like math.
Linda Gray and Patrick Duffy
I love you both. Stay alive. Also, I almost called him Patrick Ewing, which would be a very different -- but still highly watchable, actually -- version of Dallas.
Patrick Dufft, Linda Gray
No, seriously. STAY ALIVE. I LOVE YOU.
Brenda Strong
Apparently, you can buy HGH for kids' size clothes, in case you see something on the Juniors rack that strikes your fancy.
Brenda Strong
Hot damn, that Prom dress still fits, 35 years later.
Brenda Strong
Wow, that is... on the nose.. Does this mean the people promoting REVOLUTION will wear a guillotine on their heads?
Brenda Strong, Josh Henderson, Julie Gonzalo
Damn, and then all of a sudden... look, that outfit is insane on a 53-year old lady, but also, it's insane that any 53-year old lady could actually PULL OFF tiny white shorts, a translucent white top, and heels that could kill a man (which obviously I am becoming obsessed with). So yeah, empirically, I don't adore everything she's wearing, but... Brenda Strong, you are my idol. You can tell Josh's suit to stop trying to hypnotize me -- I am yours.
Sharon Case
Sharon Case probably took one look at Brenda Strong in that pumped-up version of this outfit and thought, "I would kill you if you weren't so freaking awesome." Also, just as a tidbit: Sharon is 42. If I look like that at 42 and Brenda Strong at 53, well, I will have won at life.
Sharon Case
SHE IS SO TAN. It's all I can see. Like how when you realize Rachel Griffiths looks like exactly like Hedwig, a.k.a. John Cameron Mitchell, it is all you will be able to see.
Darby Stanchfield and Josh Malina
I'm not sold on the tie, but at least he's trying. They both look quite snazzy, actually. Way to represent, Scandal-ites. Also, her makeup with her coloring is amazing. Please teach me things, Darby.
Josh Malina, Darby Stanchfield
HOT DAMN, you two. You are the winners.
Bitsie Tulloch
I love that Grimm has become so popular, because I feel like NBC was SO cavalier with it, and it succeeded DESPITE the network acting like it was burning it off and didn't give a shit. Way to throw it in their faces, Grimm! However, I wish I liked this dress more. I keep thinking her midsection is hosting a very angry spirit outlined in twine.
Bitsie Tulloch
I feel like I should be bothered by the untucked look, and yet the dress works on her and I LOVE the color(s). Maybe I'd be fixating more on that if I weren't so busy casting resentful, rude glances at the shoe.
Kevin McHale
I can't. It's so clean and classy, and then it's Formal Shorts for Men, and suddenly I am pinned to the mat and tapping out as hard as I can so that the trend will just please get OFF OF ME ALREADY.
Melody Thomas Scott
She actually looks quite stunning in those leather pants, but I keep looking at this and wondering which dinner theater hired her to play Sandy in their Grease revival.
Melody Thomas Scott, Eric Braeden
This outfit is SIGNIFICANTLY less successful, so let's turn our attention to Victor Newman. It disturbs me to no end that The Mustache has a BARELY discernable lip fringe anymore. He's basically just The Mouth Dirt now.
Melody Thomas Scott, Eric Braeden
Better.
Katherine Kelly Lang
Hark, it's Brooke Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone, who is currently in love with Bill Spencer, which would make a fresh addition. She is 51 and looks fantastic, but I'm starting to feel like this entire event is all about ladies who are in their fifties and want you to know that they're STILL HAPPENING, BABY, SO DON'T WRITE OUT MY CHARACTER BECAUSE I CAN STILL HAVE A LOT OF SEX WITH MARRIED MEN AND THEN GET HITCHED MYSELF SEVEN MORE TIMES.
Katherine Kelly Lang
While also being like, "I could also be on Hot In Cleveland. I'm just saying."
Don Diamont, Katherine Kelly Lang
Don. We get it. You can buy shirts that aren't straining to stay buttoned and we will still be aware that you are muscular.
Donald Sutherland
I also just wanted you to know that Donald Sutherland still has a mighty beard. All is still as it should be here.