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Didi Stone

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Didi Stone attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

Honestly, this is VERY cool. For Cannes, obviously, and maybe a few other very specific occasions. But she is IN Cannes, so there you go. Also: This is not a look that a non-model could carry off. I assume that goes without saying.

Izabel Goulart

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Izabel Goulart attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

This is fine! It's lacy underpants-y but fine!

Winnie Harlow

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Winnie Harlow attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I feel like all the models got together and decided to go Lacy Undergarments and Floating Skirts.

Petra Nemcova

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Petra Nemcova attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

This is very pretty, if somewhat generic. In a good way? (Can "generic" be a positive? You know what I mean.)

Eva Herzigova

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Eva Herzigova attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

Oooh, chic!

Farhana Bodi

Indian influencer Farhana Bodi arrives for the screening of the film "Le Comte de Monte-Cristo" (The Count of Monte-Cristo) at the 77th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 22, 2024. (Photo by LOIC VENANCE / AFP) (Photo by LOIC VENANCE/AFP via Getty Images)

This is like a festive sea urchin!

Verena Kerth

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Verena Kerth attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I hate the shoes and I have concerns about the actual quality of the dress but! I love the CONCEPT of the dress.

Mariacarla Boscono

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Mariacarla Boscono attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

For one crazy moment, I thought this was Lorde.

Céline Sallette

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Céline Sallette attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Why NOT be a disco ball in Cannes??? (Or Vegas.)

Sasha Pivovarova

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Sasha Pivovarova attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

This feels vintage -- in a good way. I think her hair and makeup are perhaps washing her out a bit?

Sofia Resing

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Sofia Resing attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

YES this is an unprecedented amount of steel wool, used in an unusual manner, and yet??? I like.

Loreto Peralta

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Loreto Peralta attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I suspect this is stunning in person -- we still need a shorthand for that. SIP? -- but she ALSO feels a little washed out in pics.

Bambi Northwood-Blyth

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Bambi Northwood-Blyth attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Much like the wheel, I'm doubtful that we needed to reinvent the suspender.

Anna Nooshin

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Anna Nooshin attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

I think this skirt is a HAIR too long and it looks like it needs a steam accordingly. But overall, this dress is cool. (I also love Madame Fringe behind her!)

Galina Antonova

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Galina Antonova attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

I'm not mad about it!

Jenny Stray Spetalen

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Jenny Stray Spetalen attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

I didn't know they made coffee filters that big! What a fun surprise.

Pia Wurtzbach

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Pia Wurtzbach attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

This is GORGEOUS.

Poppy Delevingne

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Poppy Delevingne attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

I'm sorry I made you follow that one, Poppy.

Hofit Golan

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Hofit Golan attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

Hofit also has a GLAMOUROUS SEA CREATURE vibe. I guess they are at the beach!

Elsa Hosk

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Elsa Hosk attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

Very pretty, if also slightly like she has two coconut cream pies on her boobs. Two things can be true!!!

Julie de Bona

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Julie de Bona departs the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Honestly, I'm into it.

Adèle Simphal

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Adèle Simphal attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This is FABULOUS.

Nicky Hilton Rothschild

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Nicky Hilton Rothschild attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

Nicky is REALLY into Bejeweled Drawer Pulls on her gowns this week. She doesn't look bad but this DOES feel dated. I will allow it if it turns out to be Kathy's gown from 1987.

Valery Kaufman

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Valery Kaufman attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

This feels very cool and fresh and modern.

Anais Demoustier and Pierre Niney

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Anais Demoustier and Pierre Niney depart the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Both of these people look VERY cool, although I wish his shoes were less clonky?

"a guest"

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: A guest attends the "Le Comte De Monte-Cristo" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

And then JESUS showed up?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

Other People Wore Stuff to the Count of Monte Cristo Premiere
And by "stuff," I mostly mean GOWNS.

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