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# More Bad Waxworks
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/more-bad-waxworks/
- Published: 2020-04-07T15:45:48.000Z
- Updated: 2020-04-07T07:11:42.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

## Jennifer Lopez, 2003

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_417697e-1586235500.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Rentas/Shutterstock (417697e) MODEL OF JENNIFER LOPEZ INSTALLATION OF A MODEL OF JENNIFER LOPEZ AT MADAME TUSSAUDS, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 20 MAY 2003

I don't know who this is. It's SUPPOSED to be Jennifer Lopez, but it's... like they tried to make it from a failed Uma Thurman.

## The Queen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_1160627a-1586235523.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mike Hollist/Daily Mail/Shutterstock (1160627a) Waxwork Of The Queen At Madame Tussaud's Waxwork Of The Queen At Madame Tussaud's

I don't have a date on this, so let's agree that it's from a calendar-free alternate dimension where the Queen actually DOES look like Greg Kinnear, as opposed to this one in which she does NOT and so WHY WOULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_1133229a-1586235515.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alex Lentati/Evening Standard/Shutterstock (1133229a) New Waxwork Of Queen Elizabeth II At Madame Tussaud's In London. It Is The 22nd The Queen Has Been Immortalised In Wax By Tussaud's. New Waxwork Of Queen Elizabeth Ii At Madame Tussaud's In London. It Is The 22nd The Queen Has Been Immortalised In Wax By Tussaud's.

At some point she got an updated one, and it is... better? Much better. It's bold to put these in front of photos of the real people though.

## Sarah Ferguson, 1986

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_1337012a-1586235531.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ANL/Shutterstock (1337012a) Sarah Ferguson / Duchess Of York & Duke Of York / Prince Andrew - 1986 At Madame Tussaud's In London ... Sarah Ferguson / Duchess Of York & Duke Of York / Prince Andrew - 1986 At Madame Tussaud's In London ...

And THIS looks like a Jackie Onassis that got haphazardly remolded into something approximating Fergie. IT'S ATROCIOUS. OH MY GOD. 

## Chuck and Di

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_7328382b-1586235600.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joe Schaber/AP/Shutterstock (7328382b) New wax portraits of the Prince and Princess of Wales when they went on show for the first time at Madame Tussaud's in London on . The portrait of the prince is by Judith Craig and wears the uniform of a Royal Navy Commander. The one of the princess is by Muriel Pearson and wears an evening dress Charles and Diana wax portraits, London, Xen Gbr

THIS one listed the names of the artists, which I have withheld because it's only polite. The Charles one is better, at least, than the Diana, which is ghastly.

## The Rock, 2002

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_379825a-1586235492.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (379825a) DWAYNE JOHNSON AKA THE ROCK WITH HIS NEW WAXWORK THE ROCK AT THE UNVEILING OF HIS WAXWORK AT MADAME TUSSAUD'S, TIMES SQUARE, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 10 APR 2002

I wonder what The Rock thinks of what WaxRock is cooking.

## Kylie Minogue in 1989

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_522005ii-1586235507.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (522005ii) Kylie Minogue at Madame tussaud's, London, Britain - 1989 Various

And THAT is not Kylie. It's supposed to be, but no, sorry. Kylie even might be trying not to make eye contact with it.

## Liz Taylor, 1995

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_1337018a-1586235539.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ANL/Shutterstock (1337018a) Elizabeth Taylor Actress Waxwork Model At Madame Tussaud's - 1995 Elizabeth Taylor Actress Waxwork Model At Madame Tussaud's - 1995

Okay, this one is passable. Also, Liz really did achieve peerless volume with her very short haircut.

## Boy George

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_1355805a-1586235547.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mike Hollist/ANL/Shutterstock (1355805a) Singer Boy George With His Waxwork At Madame Tussaud's Singer Boy George With His Waxwork At Madame Tussaud's

Hmm. Well, real Boy George is lovlier.

## Fergie the Pea

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_1450534t-1586235556.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (1450534t) Stacy Ferguson with her wax figure Stacy 'Fergie' Ferguson wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud's, Las Vegas, America - 22 Sep 2011

This is a mashup of... what, Fergie and Debra Messing?

## Hugh Jackman in 2004

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_5631774n-1586235565.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dave Allocca/Starpix/Shutterstock (5631774n) Hugh Jackman 'CHAMBER LIVE! FEATURING VAN HELSING' INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE, MADAME TUSSAUD'S WAX MUSEUM, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 06 MAY 2004

Yes, Hugh, I TOO am surprised that *Van Helsing* of all movies got wax figure, and that it looks more like Casper Van Diem.

## Gwen Stefani

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_6305343h-1586235573.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Julie Jacobson/AP/Shutterstock (6305343h) Gwen Stefani Singer Gwen Stefani poses for photos with a wax figure of her, at Madame Tussaud's in Las Vegas Gwen Stefani, Las Vegas, USA

This one is actually pretty good. It definitely got the abs down.

## Justin Timberlake

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_6438381b-1586235581.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scout Tufankjian/AP/Shutterstock (6438381b) TIMBERLAKE Justin Timberlake, right, places his arm on the shoulder of his wax double at Madame Tussaud's New York wax museum where the five members of N\*SYNC unveiled their wax figures during a special celebrity event in New York PEOPLE NSYNC, NEW YORK, USA

Neither of these Justins is happy that the other one is getting attention.

## Nicole Kidman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_7063364e-1586235590.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Dunham/AP/Shutterstock (7063364e) Nicole Kidman A waxwork representing Australian actress Nicole Kidman is unveiled at Madame Tussaud's in London, . The wax figure was unveiled Wednesday under a sprinkling of fake snow, back dropped by white Christmas trees as part of the waxworks' new winter wonderland Blush Zone BRITAIN KIDMAN WAXWORK, LONDON, United Kingdom England

This one is actually quite accurate.

## Larry Hagman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_7357363a-1586235611.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Schaber/AP/Shutterstock (7357363a) Larry Hagman (right) better know as JR in the television series Dallas, stands beside madame Tussaud?s new wax portrait of himself at a private viewing at Madame Tussaud?s in London on . Hagman who appeared before Britain?s Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother, (Mon) in a Royal Variety Show at the London Palladium presented Madame Tussaud?s with an entire set of cloth, including Stetson hat, Western belt and boots for the portrait, by sculptor Ian Hanson Larry Hagman at Madame Tussaud's, London, Xen Gbr

I think this one is my favorite.

## Prince Harry, 2006

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_7874251b-1586235621.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Lindsey Parnaby/EPA/Shutterstock (7874251b) Two Models Flank a New Addition to Madam Tussaud's Wax Museum the Model of Royal Prince Harry London Wednesday 29 March 2006 the Wax Dummy Goes On Show to the Public Starting Today Britain Entertainment Prince - Mar 2006

This is both accurate and looks vaguely possessed.

## Lady Gaga, 2012

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_8232400d-1586235629.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jens Kalaene/EPA/Shutterstock (8232400d) A Way Figure of Us Singer Lady Gaga on Display at the Future Airport Berlin Brandenburg in Schoenefeld Germany 07 March 2012 Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum Presented Her As the Airport's 'First Passenger' During a Press Conference the Wax Figure From London Will Be on Display in Berlin Until 15 March 2012 Before Returning to London Germany Schoenefeld Germany Lady Gaga Waxwork - Mar 2012

NOPE. This is not Gaga. This is an old Cher, retooled.

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