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Li Bingbing

li bingbing the sea of trees premiere

She LOVES a sheer leg, doesn't she? I mean, her entire Fug Madness candidacy was based on deep-dish pizza. I just wish the toppings on this one covered the whole pie.

Sophie Marceau

sophie marceau the sea of trees premiere

Strapless bra. Leather pants. Cummerbund. Bolt of fabric. This outfit is officially a piece of coffeehouse beat poetry.

Natalie Portman in Dior

natalie portman a tale of love and darkness premier

That's a very nice Dior, but the cut of those shoes feels like what an old lady would wear to shuffle down to the laundry. They'd be made of rubber. Possibly by the Crocs company.

Noomi Rapace

noomi rapace the sea of trees premiere

I want to clip off the little cap sleeve and then see how I feel. Normally red zebra print is not my thing, but with some slight adaptations... it's not boring, anyway.

Ayda Field and Robbie Williams

Ayda Field and Robbie Williams the sea of trees cannes

That is a very... busy outfit. It's very loud but from the front I don't hate it. Also, I guess she's being accused of sexual harassment by their former assistant, and this is the first time they've appeared anywhere together since, so Robbie spent most of the time kissing her and sucking on her ear and things. Just... context.

Ayda Field and Robbie Williams

Ayda Field and Robbie Williams the sea of trees cannes

The strip in the back is an intriguing idea also, but I hate that "invisible" string holding ti all together, and I'm pretty sure the dress has accidentally split right on her hip.

Andie MacDowell

andie macdowell cannes the sea of trees

Is a buffalo chicken pizza actually a pizza, or is it just dip on bread?

Jane Fonda

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It's hard to dislike Jane Fonda in anything, even if I generally do not actually care for the garment.

Sonam Kapoor

sonam kapoor

I hope she has snacks in those.

Natasha Poly in Michael Kors

natasha poly the sea of trees cannes

YES. My Alexis Carrington Colby sense is tingling.

Camila Alves in Gabriela Cadena

camila alves the sea of trees cannes

Eh. She looks kind of bored, and that's also how I feel, so.

Camila Alves

camila alves

That is a LONG skirt, though. Where she has skimped on interest, she has gone the extra mile on train.

Camila Alves

camila alves cannes

Oh, and what she's lacking in dress, she ALSO made up for in necklace. I almost think she started there and just sort of fit a gown around it. Except, having SPACE for the necklace doesn't necessarily mean it works with what you're doing. Can't fault her attempt, though.

More Cannes Fugs and Fabs of Day Four
I wish Cannes would go on forever. Of course, cut to me in a week saying, "Oh my GOD, CANNES GOES ON FOREVER." [Photos: Getty]

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