More Cannes Photocalls

Swinton

I truly long to one day possess this level of elan. (It will NEVER happen and I've accepted that.)

Timothee Chalamet and Tilda Swinton

They seem to really love each other. (I don't know what Timmy is wearing, but he's basically working it. Those boots are very cool.)

Lyna Khoudri

I shouldn't like this as much as I do, but it's basically a party. (If I were her stylist, I think I'd have done a different shoe, though. Maybe a flat [EXPENSIVE] sandal?)

Lyna Khoudri, Wes Anderson and Timothee Chalamet

The red socks! That's very jaunty.

Alexandre Desplat and Wes Anderson

Folks are being jaunty all over this photocall!

Adrien Brody

Adrien Brody's fit -- the actual fit of his clothing, not the slang for "outfit" -- has been BEAUTIFUL this week. He is extremely well-tailored.

Bill Murray

Bill just popped by on the way to the bar!

Hilmir Snaer Gudnason, Director Valdimar Johannsson, Noomi Rapace and Bjorn Hlynur Haraldsson

All these people are good looking, and I am DELIGHTED to be reunited with Noomi Rapace, a woman who never EVER EVER shows up in something boring and low key.

Noomi Rapace

No, madame, kisses to YOU. The texture on this outfit is outstanding.

Francois Civil and Adele Exarchopoulos

I've noticed that we're sliding into a place in menswear where you MIGHT look like you're a villain on Miami Vice. And I like it. But I do hate Adele's top, which has ONE off-the-shoulder shoulder. It looks like someone was trying to pull it off her, or she got caught on a tree branch.

Kenza Fortas

These trousers stress me out. We don't need half-leg mosquito-netting pants! (They might have been cool as Bermuda shorts, though?)

Mia Hansen-Love

I 100% love this for a vacation look, and might have argued for 15% fancier shoes for this event if I were her stylist. (She's a director.)

Louis Garrel and Laetitia Casta

On the other hand, Laetitia Casta's shoes are PERFECT and she looks totally adorable from top to toe; Louis Garrel is too hot to wear such an over-sized suit.

Hampus Nordenson

I admire the stones this took.

Tim Roth

It's been a while since we've had a good buttoning and unbuttoning -- thanks, Tim Roth!!

Vicky Krieps

Somewhere, Anne Shirley is eyeing this appreciatively. ("I wish it had puffed sleeves," she sighs.)

Tim Roth and Vicky Krieps

Here for this cheerful eff you energy. (Sincerely)