Jared Leto in Gucci

He looks like the richest and most pretentious magician in the world. The Liberace of magic.

Jared Leto

And none of what's underneath fits. Especially the pants. Did he beat up a traveling circus and steal whatever clothes he could fit?

Lady Gaga in Brandon Maxwell

I don't usually think of Lady Gaga as underdone, but... lipstick and a bracelet, lady. This needed five more minutes in the oven.

Alexa Chung in Prada

Whereas this burned in there. I think at least PART of this used to be Uncle Traveling Matt from Fraggle Rock. What a sad end to his adventure.

Joan Smalls

This feels like DEEP Imitation J.Lo. It's Designer Impostor, sold in aerosol cans in a drugstore. (And it's pizza.)

Jourdan Dunn in Brandon Maxwell

Those pants are basically... french-cuffed at the bottom, like a shirt in need of cufflinks. They might not even be very well hemmed. It's just... she looks a million miles tall, and yet up close those are sorta shoddy. Including the top, more of which is next.

Jourdan Dunn

This did not wear well. Cummerbunds are not bras.

Lily Donaldson in Burberry, I think?

This appears to be from the same line as a Sienna Miller dress we were going to run yesterday, but which got pushed to the end of today by Michelle Obama and then by the rest of the British Fashion Awards. At least Sienna's is a gown and not a bathing suit. YOU'LL SEE. How's that for suspense.

Naomi Campbell

Naomi YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS. DON'T PANDER TO THE TRENDS. Be the change I want to see.

Soko

I... like her purse? And I'm sure those socks would be functional if they were inside some other shoes. That's all I've got.

Kate Beckinsale in Ralph Lauren

I thought her choker was a bandanna for a second. Also... girl. Hem those. WHY IS HEMMING A LOST ART?

Winnie Harlow in Baja East

I have never said this before, but: I think her EARRING is going to knock her bodice off her boobs.

Jaden Smith

I weirdly don't hate the suit. The fur slip-on Gucci loafers are an absurdity all their own, but the stripe is welcome. He just has such an aura of poser about him in general that it's hard to pick through that. (He WON an award for being a new fashion icon, which... I mean, the suit itself IS funky, but can we please stop trying to declare people icons before they're even 20?)

Lara Stone

Okay but this DID shrink, right?

Karlie Kloss in Stella McCartney

This is a dress as old as time, by now -- we've seen its equal or its knockoff on people as varied as Amy Schumer and Amy Poehler, which is not a bad thing necessarily; it's just surprising that Karlie would be wearing it at the British Fashion Awards unless it's being honored as Stella's lifetime achievement.  

Jenna Coleman

This is like if Laura Ashley and Erdem made sweet love.

Anna Cleveland

I love this dress. LOVE it. I would have loved to see it on Beckinsale, or Jourdan, or even Naomi or Karlie. It's a crimson dream.

Domhnall Gleeson in Burberry

This might be the dreamiest I've ever seen him. I guess I'm all in on formal scarves for men.

Laura Haddock

This is so overcomplicated, and ultimately, still doesn't work even with all those attempted layers. Just like Westworld, which is apt because she looks like she could be IN parts of Westworld.

Jared, Gaga, Naomi, and the Rest of the British Fashion Awards

"Did he beat up a traveling circus and steal everyone's clothes?"