More Couture Front Rows

Doja Cat in Gaultier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Reynaud Julien/APS-Medias/ABACA/Shutterstock (13741443bp) Doja Cat arriving at Jean Paul Gaultier show during Haute Couture Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 25, 2023. PFW Jean Paul Gaultier Arrivals, Paris, France - 25 Jan 2023

Gotta love a great coat that ALSO has a hip pocket big enough to fit a two-liter of Diet Coke.

Doja Cat in Valentino

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Doja Cat attends the Valentino Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)

This is Morticia Addams as a club kid.

Doja cat in Viktor & Rolf

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Doja Cat attends the Viktor & Rolf Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)

DOJA, YOU ARE A HOOT. A HOOT, I TELL YOU. I want to see this version of The Pink Panther so badly.

Diane Kruger and Lisa Rinna at Ashi Studio

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Diane Kruger (L) and Lisa Rinna attend the Ashi Studio Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Palais de Tokyo on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien Hekimian/Getty Images)

For some reason, these two being forced to pose together made me laugh so hard. They're just in SUCH different realms, to me? (Maybe the love each other and know each other super well, but it feels like they were just both THERE and the photog grabbed them. Law Roach ended up sitting between them at the show.)

Noah Cyrus in Viktor & Rolf

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Noah Cyrus attends the Viktor & Rolf Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)

This is so unsettling. It looks like someone blew a hole in her with a cannonball, or like she's wearing a crescent moon. Their inspiration could be either one, both at once...

Kylie Minogue in Valentino

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Kylie Minogue attends the Valentino Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I am never mad at Kylie Minogue in a gold suit.

Dove Cameron in Valentino

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Dove Cameron attends the Valentino Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This feels more SWINTON than Cameron, but okay.

Beatrice Granno

Aha, it's the other of our Italian sprites from White Lotus, finally getting her front-row turn! She looks sort of like designer luggage but with sunglasses.

Anne Hathaway

Matching one's dress to one's tights is... not something I want to trickle down into my regular-folks stores. This looks like someone drove through a puddle right in front of her.

Ashley Park in Valentino

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Ashley Park attends the Valentino Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)

That's a BETTER version? But she still kinda looks like an escort who's going to remove the blazer to reveal a naked catsuit situation. (I assume that's an actual foot injury she's wrapped, and not part of the outfit.)

Sofia Carson in Valentino

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Sofia Carson attends the Valentino Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)

This is not her usual floofy style. It reads a little... mature, maybe?

Charli XCX in Valentino

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Charli XCX attends the Valentino Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)

She and Noah Cyrus are both on a witchy wavelength these days.

Sabrina Impeccatiore in Valentino

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Sabrina Impacciatore attends the Valentino Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Well, look, if Isabelle Adjani ever wants to make a biopic, I know who can play her.

Suga

He's making beige slightly less boring, at least!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Valentino

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the Valentino Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)

Suga could've pulled off the marabou-trimmed version, I think. (Apologies to Rosie -- this is a terrible photo of her. She looks like Lucille Bluth attempting to wink.)

Kylie Jenner in Gaultier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13741446d) Kylie Jenner Jean Paul Gaultier show, Outside Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 25 Jan 2023

This is fairly banal.

Sabrina Carpenter in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Zabulon Laurent/ABACA/Shutterstock (13741003p) Sabrina Carpenter attends the Elie Saab 2023-2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2023 in Paris, France. PFW - Elie Saab Photocall, Paris, France - 25 Jan 2023

This is not Elie Saab's most special work. It's fine.

Leonie Hanne

If you're going to make someone a bejeweled bra top, at least have it fit. She's leaking out from under that thing. Maybe they think that IS how bras fit.

Timothee Chalamet

Just waiting for a new Weekend at Bernie's, starring this kid right here.