Charlie Hunnam
I've told this story before, but: Way back in the day, when he was shaggier-haired and it was like 2002, I nicknamed him Heath when he was on Undeclared. Apparently it stuck, because when I wanted to winnow down my photo options, I typed HEATH LEDGER into the search box and hit return AND stared with confusion at the results before I realized my mistake. The resemblance isn't even THAT strong anymore. Oh well. Charlie, you are in fine physical form and you look dapper. The End.
David Beckham
This one... has looked better. His hair is a bit seedy like that, and the suit color is like a giant bowl of soggy Weetabix, besides which it might be too tight. And the shoes... are we SURE those aren't made by Ugg?
Becks and Son
And the shirt... Becks's outfit gets worse the longer I look at it. Brooklyn looks like a hipster paratrooper, but for now we could chalk that up to learning and side-eye Becks and Posh for not teaching him about better pants.
Guy Ritchie
Guy looks a bit like someone's confused uncle who hasn't traveled before.
Aiden Gillen
I cannot look at him without squealing, "It's Mayor Carcetti!" (That's The Wire.) He's fine in this bro-fest of a movie.
Katie McGrath
Katie here is Lena Luthor on Supergirl, and I THOUGHT I recognized her in her teeny but important role. Hooray for my eyes, which were well addled with popcorn by the time the movie even began. She looks very pretty, and as if she'd be willing to play the role of Eva Green anytime anyone asks
Hermione Corfield
She ALSO has a very small part - not that there's anything wrong with that; I'm just giving you context. Small part, BIG FASHIO WHIFF.
In which I submit to you that he and Channing Tatum should play brothers.