Lupita Nyong'o in Louis Vuitton

Lupita is quite a chameleon. She looks good in this, and I enjoy how often she tries something different with her styling -- here, the green lipstick. Her face might be getting a LITTLE bit lost amid all this.

Florence Pugh in LV

As usual, this is a mish-mash. LV did so much interesting custom glam work for the awards shows, but then we get back to the jumble and clutter of its rinway looks, and it becomes disappointing again. That top looks like it should be a dress of its own. Also, while her no-makeup makeup is excellent, I think this outift maybe needed a little styling zing. She and Lupita needed to average it out.

Florence Pugh in LV

By the way, here's the full outfit. The shoes don't help. The coat would have, if she'd closed it.

Alicia Vikander in LV

This is a bit cuter? Virgil Abloh is running Vuitton right now, and his Off White show combined Arcteryx coats with gowns, and this aesthetic feels VERY related to that.

Laura Harrier in LV

Sure! This is actually pretty good.

Kaitlyn Dever in LV

A LITTLE fussy but we should be glad it's not merely a bra.

Stacy Martin in LV

This is a very good suit.

Angelica Ross in LV

Okay, and we're on a roll with this, too. 

Samara Weaving in LV

Cute tank, bad pants.

Cody Fern in LV

This has a butterfly look to it that's very metaphorically lovely, considering how many people we've seen on the red carpet breaking out of traditional expectations.

Lea Seydoux in LV

Very posh. Okay, Louis Vuitton, that didn't go as badly as I'd feared, overall.

Kourtney Kardashian in Yeezy

Yeezy, however, is hideous. As usual. At least it's not spandex anymore, but who wants to wear pants that look like they might have built-in Depends?

Kim and North

KIMBO SLICE, that's who. Also, she's oozing out of that flimsy bra top. This outfit looks like the apocalypse. (North made her on-stage debut rapping during the show. I can't tell if she was happy about that or not. Also, Kim REALLY is doubling down on wearing her hair in braids despite the number of people who've expressed concern that she is doing so in ignorance. ALSO do we think she's still trying to become a lawyer? I personally do not.)

Pom Klementieff in Chanel

If someone is going to ask you to post while standing over a mirror, wearing pants or shorts is definitely the way to go, so bravo there.

Margaret Qualley in Chanel

The little tuxedo shoes are twee in a way that I actually appreciate. The color here is nice, too. I don't really know how Margaret Qualley got so sucked into the Chanel vortex, because I think it overwhelms her, but this is at least SORT OF relaxed.

Janelle Monae in Chanel

I assume that's a LOT of boob tape.

Lucy Hale in Miu Miu

What IS this? It looks like two bedroom slippers lain on their sides and sewn to her armpits.

Anya Taylor-Joy in Miu Miu

The ruffles on this top echo a bra, and it makes me crazy. It's not very flattering.

Poppy Delevingne in Miu Miu

This is a terrible take on Brenda and Kelly's spring dance dress.

Alexa Chung in Miu Miu

This barely feels like an outfit. 

Shailene Woodley in Stella

TERRIBLE pants. Why is this happening to pants? What did they ever do to Stella?

Shailene Woodley in Giambattista Valli

This is very kicky. I saw a photo of her sitting in it, though, and it offered very little coverage of... anything.

Naomi Ackie in Stella

I guess billowy pants are going to be Stella's thing now.

Ashley Benson in Giambattista Valli

That is a bra and a leg garter mixed together, and I feel like it should be worn in the privacy of a person's bedroom.

Soko in Giambattista Valli

This has a very Angry Frida Kahlo vibe.

People Are Still Going to Paris for Fashion Shows, Pandemic Be Damned

This is not a criticism!