LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Charli XCX attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
Yes, this dress has a designer credit, TECHNICALLY, but was it really designed? Or was it just pulled out of a very damaging, hot dryer?
Nicole Scherzinger in Nicolas Jebran
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Nicole Scherzinger attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
This woman just doesn't ever turn it down below a 9, does she? MAXIMUM FUSS ALWAYS.
Katy Perry in Versace
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Katy Perry attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
Y'all, I kind of love this on her. It's kitschy but really well executed.
Katy Perry in Adam Selman
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: EDITORIAL USE ONLY. Katy Perry attends the Universal Music Party for The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Eamonn M. McCormack/Getty Images)
Whereas this is a grandiose pile of WHAAAT. Those seem to be see-through pants under a filmy matching robe. With shoes tied around the OUTSIDE of the pants, presumably to keep them from.... what, getting caught on something? She looks like a cross between a genie and an ice rink after a showstopping routine.
Nicole Scherzinger
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: EDITORIAL USE ONLY. Nicole Scherzinger attends the Universal Music Party for The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Eamonn M. McCormack/Getty Images)
We are going to talk later today about another naked dress people went bonkers over, and here comes Nicole to prove THAT dress will arguably not even be the most naked dress of the DAY. Here is the front...
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: EDITORIAL USE ONLY. Nicole Scherzinger attends the Universal Music Party for The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Eamonn M. McCormack/Getty Images)
... and here is the side. We are in underbum territory.
Ellie Goulding in Philipp Plein
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Ellie Goulding attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
She is dressed as the most elaborate dog collar in Bel Air. (I DO love her shoes, though.)
Louisa Johnson
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Louisa Johnson attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
I don't know who she is, but her pants idol is clearly Elise Neal.
Eliza Cummings
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Eliza Cummings attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
Anne Shirley's ears just perked up, although Marilla is like OVER MY HEAD BODY.
Charlotte Crosby
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Charlotte Crosby attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
Underpaaaaants.
Heloise Letissier
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Heloise Letissier aka Christine And The Queens attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
As far as I KNOW her arm and/or shoulder are not broken. I DO think it's possible the only think holding the shirt closed is that sling, though.
Talila Storm
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Tallia Storm attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
It's a nice dream, but I think you are legally prohibited from getting any medals of the realm if you have ever worn that sweater
Emeli Sande
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Emeli Sande attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
That coat is amazing. I'm going to assume what's underneath it is, too, because it's more relaxing that way.
Pixie Lott
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Pixie Lott attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) (L-R) Jesy Nelson, Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards and Jade Thirlwall of Little Mix attend The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
These four are technically a group called Little Mix, but I actually suspect the first two were dragged here against their will through a wormhole in the cosmos, thie third one is the mastermind who grabbed them, and the fourth is just the on-staff esthetician who hid in the limo.
Ed Sheeran
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Ed Sheeran attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
And then Ed Sheeran showed up, to ignite a discussion about whether he should ever again wear a turtleneck.
