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Alden Ehrenreich

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9668160j) Alden Ehrenreich arrives at the premiere of "Solo: A Star Wars Story" at El Capitan Theatre, in Los Angeles LA Premiere of "Solo: A Star Wars Story", Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

"I am just a boy, standing in front of the world, asking it to love him." Alden, I will try. But I can't agree to love your outfit. The shirt is open too far, and color combo is not my jam. I think the whole thing overwhelms him.

Billy Dee Williams

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808ej) Billy Dee Williams 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

Oh, Lando, you old so-and-so. I find it very interesting that he came to this, but Harrison Ford stayed far, far away. I wonder if that was by his design, or whether the producers didn't want him there for the comparison?

Donald Glover

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808cs) Donald Glover 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

This casting is perhaps the GREATEST, though. He is PERFECT, and I don't know what I want more: for him and Billy Dee to have coordinated, or for him and Billy Dee NOT to have coordinated and just had a Lando mind meld. (Wait. Obviously I hope more for the latter.)

Jaime King (in Schiaparelli)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808gb) Jaime King 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

... What percentage of this am I actually seeing through right now?

Alexandra Daddario (in Giambattista Valli)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808bw) Alexandra Daddario 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

Is she angling for a part in Jessica's country house miniseries?

Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara (in Oscar de la Renta)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808dd) Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

These two seem kind of... intense, and glazed, especially as they're dressed like they just renewed their vows at a courthouse.

Peyton List in Vitor Zerbinato

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9667807dx) Dove Cameron 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

YOU GUYS. WHY ARE WE SEEING SO MANY HOTPANTS DRESSES. WE ARE AT FIVE NOW THIS WEEK ALONE.

Angela Sarafyan in Lanvin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9667807ab) Angela Sarafyan 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

That... is not how belts work.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9667807ci) Phoebe Waller-Bridge 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

That's very Leia-esque. 

Mason Cook

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808a) Mason Cook 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

He looks like he's dressed as his character on Speechless, in an episode where he gets a job for an elderly rich lady who pampers him with shopping.

Micah Fowler

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808av) Micah Fowler 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

Speechless still brings me great joy, and he's super on it, and Brooklyn 99 just got cancelled (but maybe rescued by Hulu) and I can't take any more scares so STEP OFF OF SPEECHLESS PEOPLE. 

Trevor Jackson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808ah) Trevor Jackson 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

I am not sure who he is, and I don't understand his shirt, so... that's where we are.

Derek Hough

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808ft) Hayley Erbert and Derek Hough 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

He is so extra. At every opportunity.

Isaiah Mustafa

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808ay) Isaiah Mustafa 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

I will always love his Old Spice ads the most.

Thomas Middleditch

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808fg) Thomas Middleditch and Mollie Gates 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

Whereas thanks to his Verizon ads, I kind of never want to see him again. (I work from home, and I love sports. I see A LOT of commercials, y'all.)

Constance Zimmer

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808am) Constance Zimmer 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

That NECKLACE. Yes.

Ewan McGregor

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808ed) Ewan McGregor 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

What... is that jacket situation? He looks as puzzled as I am.

Paul Bettany

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9668160f) Paul Bettany arrives at the premiere of "Solo: A Star Wars Story" at El Capitan Theater, in Los Angeles LA Premiere of "Solo: A Star Wars Story", Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

Paul always manages to look extremely bemused that he has turned out to be... wherever he currently is.

Trent Garrett

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808fh) Trent Garrett 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

I am not super familiar with him (I don't watch Splitting Up Together), but that suit is a RIDE. I actually like it and want him to add socks and switch to dark shoes, but he's not going to listen to me.

Stoney Westmoreland

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808fl) Stoney Westmoreland 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

He's a total Hey, It's That Guy, and I gather he and the previous dude are in a Disney show together. SOLVED. Also, I like his jacket too, so clearly That Show They're In is really coming through with the stylists (except for how they told him to tuck his jeans into the boots).

Christina Milian

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808fo) Christina Milian 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

I feel like if Christina Milian played professional tennis, she would do it in this.

Taran Killam

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808gi) Taran Killam 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018

He is not in Solo, and I'm sort of sad about it, because I liked imagining his snooty movie review character from SNL hanging out on the Milennium Falcon shaming people.

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I said to Kevin, "Maybe they'll leave this up all weekend and we can take the boys!" No, Heather. They won't. It's AN ACTUAL STREET THAT NEEDS TO OPEN. (How quickly I forget.) On the left is the El Capitan movie theatre, and on the right is the Dolby, where the Oscars are; thus in the middle IS A HIGHLY TRAFFICKED STREET that they closed for two or three days to erect this thing. Pretty cool, but MAN this town knows how spend money.

Solo Lands in The Middle of Hollywood
Seriously. They built the Falcon and everything.

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