Margot Robbie in Chanel
I understand her stylist wanting to wash Cathy Earnshaw right out of her hair, but this is a terrible palate cleanser. Like giving someone dirt between courses.
Teyana Taylor in Chanel
There is a certain genius to putting a clear plastic raincoat on over your expensive outfit, because my God, yes, it might be pouring, but THE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE.
Kylie Minogue in Chanel
Kylie looks GREAT. Chilly, potentially, but great.
Lily-Rose Depp in Chanel
I don't think she can carry this much look.
Olivia Dean in Chanel
That skirt is a hellish snag waiting to happen.
Paloma Elsesser in Chanel
Paloma is REALLY committed to this particular form of peril. Also, why are her buttons crooked.
Eileen Gu in Chanel
She's been a Vuitton girl, mostly, so this is interesting. But also boring. This suit says, "Don't hate me for taking a bunch of money to ski for China! I'm NICE!" (A lot of folks are big mad about this. I don't really care one way or the other, but it's not like we deserve nice things right now anyway, so.)
Jennie in Chanel
I've never seen anyone be so happy to be a human fishing lure display.
Surya Bonaly
I am ALL FOR figure skating legend Surya Bonaly having more moments.
Oprah in Chanel
Oprah looks fine, but why is Oprah suddenly all over Paris Fashion Week?
Oprah in Zimmermann
No, but seriously.
Naomi Watts in Zimmermann
She's all over Fashion Week too, but she always is. Also, I love her in hot pink.
Jessica Chastain, Naomi Watts, Lily James in Zimmermann
All those pockets on Lily James's pants look HELLA irritating. But at least she has pants. Jessica Chastain is a Cake song over there. Short skirt -- well, shorts -- and a loooong jacket. If you see her driving a white Chrysler LeBaron, let me know.
Ego Nwodim in Zimmermann
All the stuff from this line that looks cute, also looks like it should be sold for reasonable prices at Banana Republic. But it is not.
Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Zimmermann
Delightful. I'm ALMOST looking forward to warm weather. Which, in LA, is Thursday.
Debi Mazar in Gabriela Hearst
The "shirt" is really stomping all over that coat's good mojo.