Blake Lively in Versace

She looks fantastic. I don't even know or particularly care if I ACTUALLY like the dress. The hair, the earrings, the bright colors against the black, the shoes... Blake, you are so precious to me. Am I precious to you?

Blake Lively

Apparently I am NOT precious to her, or else she would not have wasted THAT HAIR and the shoes and the earrings on a dress that is a complete practical joke of a nightmare. It needs three more inches, and to lose the hacked-up trench coat pieces being employed as sleeves.

Blake Lively in David Koma

I mean, full marks to her for keeping it REALLY interesting. This is crazy and weird and '80s, but Blake Lively is doing what so few people bother with anymore: an actual, varied, curated, weird and wild and wildly creative summer movie press tour. She is not half-assing the fashion, even if she might be half-assing this dress in a surprisingly literal sense.

Blake Lively

ALERT: MEGA HOOPS. Also, what a treat it must be to look in the mirror every day and be like, "Oh, right, this is my face."

More Fugs and Fabs: Blake Lively

This hair is everything. I want my hair to grow out IMMEDIATELY... so that it can look nothing like this, obviously, and then crush my hopes. But in the meantime, it is my everything. And yes, we are doing the heck out of a curly-haired afternoon chat. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]