Mariah

I love her lacy arm sling. She is taking arm injuries to the next level. Wounds are the new black.

Mariah Carey

A studded sling is even BETTER. Any medical support item that would flunk an airport security check is tremendous. But that headband looks like a Noxzema commercial.

Minka Kelly

Something about that bodice looks more like an accident than a choice. Also this kind of looks like a lot of creepy crawly bugs connected by veins. Strangely, that doesn't mean I don't also like the pattern. It's just... enthralling in a very weird way.

Jane Fonda

Whereas she is enthralling in a very clear way.

Georgina Chapman

I love that Georgina just keeps wearing classic Marchesa stuff that she really likes. Also please note that she rarely wears any of the hideous Marchesa stuff, which maybe should tell her something important about that stuff.

Fantasia

Check it out! Fantasia found the first Golden Ticket!

Oprah, Yaya, Lee Daniels

First, Oprah and Yaya look like mother and daughter. It's uncanny. Second, Yaya now goes by Yaya Alafia, which is her THIRD professional name (behind Yaya Johnson, from ANTM days, and then YaYa DaCosta, from her other movies). I understand that Alafia is her married name, but I feel like... at some point it's bad for the brand to keep changing it professionally. She's JUST famous enough for it to be confusing. Hell, Diddy does it all the time and he's REALLY famous and it STILL baffles the hell out of me. Third, Lee Daniels' pants are kind of great. Fourth, he is enjoying presenting Yaya's fetus. I can't wait for Lee Daniels' The Fetus and then Lee Daniels' The Birthing Video.

Lenny Kravitz

I want that jacket-y thing for myself. Is that wrong? I don't care.

Jesse Williams

I need to know why a man as beautiful as Jesse Williams is wearing pants that weird. And why is there a polka-dot scarf poking out from between his legs? I'm sure it's in his pocket, or something, but it did that ALL DAY. It's like an upholstered wang. Somebody really should have tucked it for him.

Everyone

And then there's Terrence Howard, who looks like he's about to go smoke Cuban cigars on a yacht that's in international waters, and then also maybe break some tax laws and smuggle things. Danny DeVito's character in "Romancing The Stone" would have loved that outfit.

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This whole title thing is so awkward. Apparently studios can protect a certain number of titles in their catalogs, and Warner Bros. decided to stick it to Harvey Weinstein by filing to block The Butler from being called The Butler because some short film from 1917 shares that name. It seems terribly petty and dumb to me, but the motion was upheld, so now the movie is called Lee Daniels' The Butler, which is great if people like LDTB, but if they hate it then poor Lee Daniels is stuck attached to it in perpetuity. But maybe he'll like it, and like Tyler Perry, continue to do it throughout his career and even then retroactively apply it. I would love it if we somehow ended up with Lee Daniels' Precious Based On The Novel 'Push' By Sapphire. [Photos: Getty, WENN]