
She apparently wore this to Watch What Happens Live, a notably Seated Event, making this a real waste of butt cheek. Look, I'm not pro-butt cheek other than in very specific cases, but if you're wearing something that is clearly designed to be cheeky, at least wear it to an event that will showcase said cheeks!!!

Also, are those....pockets? Listen, I hate this. I cannot tell a lie. It's like Jasmine from Aladdin is in mourning. (And she looks weirdly like Lauren Sanchez Bezos here, facially, which I've never thought before.)

Last time we talked about her, I joked that she was dressing like a Real Housewife, and I placed her in Beverly Hills, but that is totally wrong. She absolutely is on OC. I can't elaborate further but if you are a Housewives watcher such as myself, you know this is correct and also it is rude of me.

A PALATE CLEANSER. I did organize this slideshow to build to a pleasant crescendo. This is good!

And this is totally reasonable! Forget the rest of what you've seen here today.
