More Julia Fox

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (12976664q) Julia Fox Julia Fox arriving to the Jonathan Simkhai store opening in Soho, New York, USA - 07 Jun 2022

First, her alien pod landed early and hatched before she could rinse off the protective goo.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ron Adar/Shutterstock (12986878j) Julia Fox 'Circle Jerk' opening performance, The Connelly Theatre, New York, USA - 14 Jun 2022

This was at the performance of something called Circle Jerk, followed by an event that Getty Images says was called "YouPorn Presents: An Intimate Evening With" and then listed Julia's name and two others. I want to believe this complex tangle of a sheath is a metaphor for her being caught in the self-made web of her own hunger, but honestly she probably just wanted to wear netting.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 08: Julia Fox attends the 2022 Free Arts NYC Gala honoring Artist FUTURA at Altman Building on June 08, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Rob Kim/Getty Images)

I didn't say it was a SAUCY unexpected belt buckle. It's just random. What I can't figure out is if there's a universe in which this actually does buckle across her undercarriage. Also, applause for her showing navel even when she's not showing navel.