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This is hilarious, and looks like someone drew on her face when she fell asleep. If anyone could wake up and make a Sharpie racetrack work, it's her.

PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Doja Cat attends the A.W.A.K.E Mode Womenswear Spring/Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien Hekimian/Getty Images)

But THIS is truly the max. She BURNISHED HERSELF. She is an Oscar in the flesh.

Celebrity Sightings - Paris Fashion Week - Womenswear Spring/Summer 2023 - Day Nine

PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 04: Doja Cat leaves the Jacquemus store as part of the Paris Fashion Week - Womenswear Spring/Summer 2023 - Day Nine on October 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien M. Hekimian/Getty Images)

I was about to be like, "And she wore it ALL DAY," and then I realized that if a person spends that much time gilding themselves, they might as well make it count. It's actually extremely funny to me with jeans and kicks. But... I mean, did it rub off? Did it sweat off? Was she miserably hot? Did it get inside her suit? How much of her body did she paint? I have so many questions that her pores probably wish we did not have to confront.

A.W.A.K.E Mode : Front Row - Paris Fashion Week - Womenswear Spring/Summer 2023

PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Doja Cat and Brett Alan Nelson attend the A.W.A.K.E Mode Womenswear Spring/Summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien Hekimian/Getty Images)

This at least answers one of them, partially. And I see she didn't do her hands, so that's two. But at this point, everything else is so thorough, why not go for your hands before the show? The coat surely touched her neck, so they can't have been precious about that. I need to know all about this. Someone please publish a pamphlet.