Doja Cat in Thom Browne

I actually rather like this frock. And she even put the Thom Browne three-stripe motif on her face? She is THOROUGH. I think she looks great.

I also thank her for showing off the shoes. Doja Cat knows what the people want. Next time, show us how much you can fit in the purse, please.

Maisie Williams and Reuben Selby in Thom Browne

His coat is fantastic, and she looks like the student at Jane Austen's School for Girls who has the best taste in music.

Janet Jackson

Whereas she is the headmistress of Miss Jackson's Academy For If You're Nasty, and the wait list is long and competitive.

Katerina Tannenbaum

You may recall her as Bag Boots from And Just Like That..., though she's also done Better Call Saul. I'm glad to see Bag Boots getting a good seat at a show, and some plaid, although she looks very tired -- as if she landed there an hour ago.

Noah Jupe

This is too much look for him. It's a fine line. Well, actually, with Thom Browne, the line is pretty thick.

Jaden Smith

This is also too much for him. I think he needs to jettison the pleated skirt, as it appears to be self-removing anyway.

Evan Mock

Fitting that he looks like a prep school bad boy, as he kind of plays one on TV (although his Gossip Girl character is actually fairly angelic).

Erykah Badu

Truly, Erykah is going just as hard at this as Doja Cat. Wait until you see her last outfit. It's sublime. You have a lot more slides to go; hang in there. It's worth it.

Ella Emhoff

Honestly, I am surprised she hasn't turned up on Gossip Girl yet. Maybe I have just spoken it into existence.

Ashley Graham in Lanvin

I think designers need to be really careful with this shade of pink for a while, because it always looks like refried Valentino (sometimes even when it IS Valentino).

Doja Cat in Lanvin

Ms. Cat is looking almost sedate in this. The suit seems really good.

Karlie Kloss in Stella

This is so chic. And at Stella! What is happening.

Paris Jackson in/at Stella

I quite like the idea of this for her -- it really, really tracks with her personal aesthetic -- but I can't deny that it also looks like she had a rough flight and picked nervously at it on the tarmac while they waited for a gate.

Paul and Nancy

Everything is in order here. It's good of Sir Paul to pop by.

Halsey in Vivienne Westwood

I can't decide if I would keep the dress and switch in black accessories, or keep the accessories and jettison the lump of material. It's weird and twisty and messy, but I have to hand it to them, they're pulling it off, which is making me question what I'd do with it.

Doja Cat in Vivienne Westwood

THE HITS KEEP COMING.

This photo gave me the giggles.

Paris Jackson at Giambattista Valli

Is Valli knocking off Chanel now? But hang on, we also need to take a closer look at the glasses.

Everyone looks hotter in sunglasses, unless they are made to be upside-down. Oooh, maybe she's secretly a snooker shark, and she likes the lenses much the way the players of my youth did. WHAT UP, Dennis Taylor, never forget. Also I'm into this career idea for her.

Kiernan Shipka

It's like a garter, but... embiggened.

Kat Graham

And apparently it comes in a top as well.

Posh and Harper Seven

Harper Seven is adorable, and wore kicks the whole time she was in Paris, from what I can tell. This is so good and regular for a kid her age. I love it. Posh looks... exactly like Posh. She delivers.

Becks

Oh, Becks, this is NOT IT. I hope Victoria didn't make any of that.

Cruz Beckham

Clicked on this photo genuinely thinking it was going to be Bieber.

Eva Longoria in Victoria Beckham

I love that Eva and Posh are still pals. Something about that friendship delights me. although you'd think it would score her a better outfit.

Cher in Rick Owens

Well, this is weird and perfect. Are... her pant legs yoked together...?!??

Machine Gun Kelly

Machine is there with his daughter, who I assume was like, "DAD, skin is not a shirt, LOOK AT ALL MY LAYERS," and then shrugged because whatever he's her dad and she likes that he's wacky.

Erykah Badu in Rick Owens

SPEAKING OF WACKY, DID I NOT PROMISE YOU THIS WOULD DELIVER. She looks like she just performed a Muppet autopsy.

Doja Cat Is Really Going For It

And yet more from Paris.