Zoey Deutch

I just reminded myself, amid all the "Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell poke fun at hookup rumors" stuff, that Zoey was the O.G. Glen Powell rom-com co-star whom everyone hoped he was secretly romancing (in Set It Up). Anyway, Zoey looks... well, like Michelle Williams! Even the dress seems like something she'd wear.

Nicola Coughlan

I don't know if I LIKE this dress, per se, but she looks good in it.

Olivia Cooke in Loewe

Well I love her hair! It's bizarre to see a high-rise pant that also looks pelvically baggy. This whole look is just... baggy.

Emilia Clarke

That sweater is like the garment version of a really rough travel day.

St. Vincent

And this is Chewbacca rolling around on a shag carpet.

Brie Larson

I have potential questions about the boots, but her coat is great.

Shawn Mendes

Do we think he's wearing that windbreaker like a shirt?

Andrea Riseborough

This is bland enough that I am now fixated on the jeans on the person talking to Derek Blasberg on the right. Whaaaat are those.

Eiza Gonzalez and Ruth Negga

Eiza looks like a spy, and Ruth just looks great. I am SURE if they were standing up, there would be a cockamamie surprise, so let's just... leave them here sitting (I don't have a pic anyway).

Lesley Manville, Catherine Deneuve

They remind me of that scene in Feud where tw of the Swans try to go to the glove department and it's GONE and they're like, "What madness is this??" WHAT MADNESS IS THIS would make a super tagline for most Loewe shoewes. (Yes that's an intentional typo for wordplay purposes.)

Emily Ratajkowski

Is one of her shoes wrapping around her big toe and the other isn't? Do we think that knitting needle REALLY works as a belt for her giant shorts? And is that jacket taped to within an inch of its life? Because that seems ripe for an accident while sitting down and watching a fashion show.

Paris Jackson in Stella McCartney

Sure, okay. This seems harmless.

Naomie Harris in Stella

I just asked where she was, and the universe delivered! Apparently the answer is, "She was in the middle of shoe shopping and realized she was running late so she gave up."

Charlotte Rampling in Stella

She's very cool. I like the polka dots.

MIA

THE PATTERN IS ANIMALS.

Jameela Jamil in Stella

COZY. I love it.

Soko in Marine Serre

Who knows what lurks under there, but the coat is ALSO cozy and fun.

Noah Cyrus in Marine Serre

This is like a bad episode of Alias.

Zoey Deutch Is In Her Michelle Williams Era

I did not expect it.