PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Zendaya attends the Valentino Womenswear Fall/Winter 2022/2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
As far as I can tell, Zendaya is the only person who was sent an outfit that blends in with the venue. Does that mean she's their star?
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Zendaya attends the Valentino Ready To Wear Fall/Winter 2022-2023 fashion collection, unveiled during the Fashion Week in Paris
Fashion Valentino F/W 22-23 Front Row, Paris, France - 06 Mar 2022
This also came with a matching overcoat that had matching lining. They were COMMITTED to a color story. And she tells it well.
Maluma
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Maluma attends the Valentino Womenswear Fall/Winter 2022/2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
More brown pants! Sheesh. His jacket looks like something he made himself at a souvenir ship in Miami.
Vanessa Hudgens, Vanessa Kirby
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Vanessa Hudgens and Vanessa Kirby attend the Valentino Womenswear Fall/Winter 2022/2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
It's two, two, two Vanessas in one! Kirby looks very crisp, and Hudge looks like a figure skater.
Salma Hayek in Balenciaga
LE BOURGET, FRANCE - MARCH 06: Salma Hayek attends the Balenciaga FW 22 show at Le Bourget Halle d ‘Expositions on March 06, 2022 in Le Bourget, France. (Photo by Anthony Ghnassia/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
This backdrop is dramatic, but you know how I feel about the way black clothes melt into black backgrounds. I can't even tell what Salma's boot situation is.
Alexa Demie in Balenciaga
LE BOURGET, FRANCE - MARCH 06: Alexa Demie attends the Balenciaga FW 22 show at Le Bourget Halle d ‘Expositions on March 06, 2022 in Le Bourget, France. (Photo by Anthony Ghnassia/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
I'm over the whole Everyone's Clothes are Three Sizes Too Large trend.
Adele Exarchopoulos in Balenciaga
LE BOURGET, FRANCE - MARCH 06: Adèle Exarchopoulos attends the Balenciaga FW 22 show at Le Bourget Halle d ‘Expositions on March 06, 2022 in Le Bourget, France. (Photo by Anthony Ghnassia/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
REALLY over it. Also is that... a peplum on pants? A peplum that's supposed to look like jean shorts but isn't? Do we have a JORTS OVERLAY? Also, Jorts Overlay would be a great soap opera name.
Isabelle Huppert
LE BOURGET, FRANCE - MARCH 06: Isabelle Huppert attends the Balenciaga FW 22 show at Le Bourget Halle d ‘Expositions on March 06, 2022 in Le Bourget, France. (Photo by Anthony Ghnassia/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
Isabelle is not here for your ill-fitting threads, thanks.
Paris Jackson in Givenchy
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Paris Jacksom
Givenchy show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week, France - 06 Mar 2022
Speaking of brands whose personalities I don't get anymore: Givenchy. There's this...
Venus in Givenchy
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Venus Williams
Givenchy show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week, France - 06 Mar 2022
... and then this. Neither one is a PROBLEM, per se, but I just don't really have a feel for this company.
Naomie Harris
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Naomie Harris
Givenchy show, Photocall, Autumn Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week, France - 06 Mar 2022
And this is fine, but snoozy.
Lais Ribeiro and Joakim Noah, Elie Saab
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Lais Ribeiro and Joakim Noah
Elie Saab show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week, France - 05 Mar 2022
She looks lovely. He could stand to call a couple of his NBA pals and get a few tips. He's raw clay, Lais. MOLD HIM. Or call Dwyane Wade and have him do the work.
Paris Jackson in Vivienne Westwood
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Paris Jackson attends the Vivienne Westwood Ready To Wear Fall/Winter 2022-2023 fashion collection, unveiled during the Fashion Week in Paris
Fashion Vivienne Westwood F/W 22-23 Front Row, Paris, France - 05 Mar 2022
Of course she's cupping the statue's boob. Sigh. Her dress is okay, if messy. That's Vivienne Westwood in a nutshell, much of the time.
Celeste in Vivienne Westwood
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Celeste
Vivienne Westwood show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week, France - 05 Mar 2022
This isn't even "okay but messy." It's JUST messy. And yes, she is wearing a rose on her head. As one does.
Coco Rocha in Vivienne Westwood
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Coco Rocha
Vivienne Westwood show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week, France - 05 Mar 2022
Coco clearly made some calls to the right Westwood people.
Coco Rocha in Elie Saab
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Coco Rocha
Elie Saab show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week, France - 05 Mar 2022
And this is hilariously costumey. Thank you for the chuckles, Coco. I appreciate your finely honed sense of whimsy for any occasion.
