Look at those pointy shoes. And the coat is dreamy. He's just so cool.
Valeria Golino in Valentino
Her coat is stunning.
Emma Chamberlain in Valentino
As usual, her makeup is terrible and she looks sleepy and annoyed -- her vibe is SO DIFFERENT when she is talking on-camera, it's truly wild -- but that jacket is quite nifty.
Sophie Thatcher in Valentino
THAT makeup is overcooked in a whole new way. Wow. The dress is pretty, but the clownface is not.
Meghann Fahy in Valentino
This is awful, and so dated-looking.
Pamela Anderson in Valentino
Whereas this is so stodgy. It's hard to imagine them all coming from the same line.
Joseph Quinn in Valentino
Sure, okay. It feels... Skarsgardian.
Amelia Hamlin in Valentino
I generally ignore the Hamlin children but sometimes they do -- I suspect intentionally -- make it hard. It's very Video Vixen.
Lana del Rey in Valentino
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 05: Lana Del Rey attends Valentino show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 05, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Valentino)
I think Alessandro has dressed her better at Valentino than he did at Gucci.
Kylie Jenner in Maison Margiela
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Kylie Jenner attends the Maison Margiela Womenswear Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Lyvans Boolaky/Getty Images)
It is just amazing how much money it can take to make something that looks inexpensive.
Kim Kardashian in Maison Margiela
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Kim Kardashian attends the Maison Margiela Womenswear Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Lyvans Boolaky/Getty Images)
For real, it's so Kris. I'm sure it's a wig -- or if it's not, it'll be covered by one in a day or two -- but I think it's better on her mother.
Olivia Wilde in Chloe
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 05: Olivia Wilde attends the Chloe show during Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2026 on October 5, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)
Massengil Ad will never be my jam, unfortunately.
Molly Gordon in Chloe
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That's a BETTER version, at least.
Aimee Lou Wood in Chloe
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 05: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Aimee Lou Wood attends the Chloé Womenswear Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 05, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
And then this is a TOTAL swerve. I didn't think Chloe MADE clothes for cold weather. Also those boots are a terrible color.
Liv Tyler and Neneh Cherry in Chloe
MORE layers. Who knew. I thought it was all floaty boho Coachella shit over there.
Rita Ora in Chloe
There is a proliferation of just-over-the-knee capris. Be on your guard.
Natalia Bryant in Chloe
How much luck does she NEED?
Claudia Schiffer in Chloe
Yeah, if you get Claudia to your show, you offer a MINIMUM of nonsense.
Michelle Williams and Adrien Brody in Lacoste
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I would never have thought Michelle Williams and Lacoste would pair up?!? Adrien looks cozy but every garment on her body is wrong on it.
Heidi Klum in Elie Saab
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This is pretty. Enjoy it, because she's soon to pull a U-turn.
Demi Lovato in Ann Demeulemeester
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Demi Lovato attends the Ann Demeulemeester Womenswear Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
Everyone at this show looks like they got conned into wearing Hot Topic and they're annoyed about it.
Kim Petras in Ann Demeulemeester
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Expensive misery!
Demi, Jenna Ortega, Taylor Hill in Ann Demeulemeester
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Again: expensive misery.
Demi Lovato in Vivienne Westwood
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Demi Lovato attends the Vivienne Westwood Womenswear Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Lyvans Boolaky/Getty Images)
EXPENSIVE MISERY. The new perfume by Vivienne Westwood.
Ice Spice in Vivienne Westwood
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Ice Spice attends the Vivienne Westwood Womenswear Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Lyvans Boolaky/Getty Images)
FINALLY something fun.
Ice Spice in Vetements
I remember you used to be able to pull the Old Navy ribbed tanks down this far, but I never actually WORE IT OUT that way.
Leni and Heidi Klum in Vetements
Leni is giving nothing. Heidi is giving Flasher.
Heidi Klum in Vetements
SURPRISE. She's got a grill AND she fell asleep naked and Charlotte spun a mega-web around her. If she turns around, I assume it says YOU'RE OUT.
