Millie Bobby Brown in Markarian

I mean this is... fine? I like the shoes? It's better than yesterday's Givenchy nightmare. Can she drive yet? No? This feels like we're moving back toward the correct age zone, but honestly, I can't tell anymore and it starts to feel like nothing means anything.

I often exaggerate about someone being unrecognizable to me, but if you JUST showed me this photo with zero hints or context (and removed the backdrop), I'd probably assume it was some random cousin of Alicia Vikander's or one of those VS Angels that all have the same hair color. It is amazing what a hairdo can change.

Natalia Dyer

She and Millie could maybe have traded outfits.

Maya Hawke in Saint Laurent

TWICE now I have tricked myself into thinking she was holding a shiny teal backpack by the top handle. She is not. It's the backdrop. The suit looks good on her, though.

Priah Ferguson in Kate Spade

YES, ERICA. Yes. WINNER.

Cara Buono

I think... before you start, you have to make sure you can buy ENOUGH fake feathers to actually finish the dress? (It's kind of amusing that she wore this to both this event AND the Glamour WOTY event; no time to change!)

Charlie Heaton

Whatever happens next is going to involve a Mentos. I can feel it.

David Harbour

Sure! Why not! His suit looks like it's twinkling with the embers of the fireworks going off behind him.

Carmen Cuba

Carmen is the casting director, which I didn't know until after I'd downloaded the picture. Carmen, you may not pick pants that I like, but you are excellent at picking actors. I think Stranger Things is perfectly cast. 

Joe Keery

ONE OF US!

There Was YET ANOTHER Stranger Things Event

They want those Globes!