2003: Joy Bryant

She has always been so GLOWY. We are off to a truly auspicious start...

2003: Charlotte Ross

... BUT IT WILL NOT CONTINUE THUSLY. That is not a shirt. It is boob curtains.

2003: Ryan Reynolds

It hurt my head too, Ryan.

2003: Ali Landry

And the shock may have broken one of Ali's ribs, causing someone to improvise this torso bandage.

2003: Emmanuelle Chriqui

Look at that ultra low rise! Quick to use in bathrooms, I guess. (She's on Superman & Lois now, playing a mother to a teen. She's more or less my age. ACK.)

2003: Mandy Moore

That's a nope. Too many trends in one soup.

Leelee Sobieski

"Pardon me, which way to the Wiccan ritual?"

2003: Elizabeth Banks

... I'm sorry, did she do that to her shirt ON PURPOSE? Because it SURE looks like one of those scenes from a soap where someone comes out of a broom closet after an illicit bang and their clothes are on wrong.

2003: Kate Bosworth

I suspect that waist tie is not actually securing anything. This is all very floppy and messy.

2003: Harrison and Calista

Oh, Harrison, I love you but I suspect you did not need to go to the Young Hollywood Awards on this evening.

2003: Christina Applegate

NOTHING about this is right. ... Wait, I retract that, the shoes might be. BUT THAT'S THE END OF IT.

2003: Aisha Tyler

I mean, I guess if shin wigs HAD to be a thing...

2003: Jeremy Renner

I feel like he has always had an older man's face, and he's just been waiting around for his biological age to catch up. (That's not meant as an insult.)

2004: Zoe Saldana

She'd done Crossroads and Center Stage and plenty of other small work, but nothing LIKE 2009, when Star Trek hit. So she wasn't ZOE SALDANA!!! yet. But as the mid-aughts clothes go, she fares pretty damn well here.

2004: Hilary Duff

Truly, so does she! It's an auspicious start...

2004: Ginnifer Goodwin

This is as undone as I've ever seen her -- she doesn't look bad, but she also has a rock groupie feel that did NOT last.

2004: Alicia Silverstone

"Okay but what you don't know is, it actually IS wallpaper."

2005: Fergie

Formal shorts started out SO badly for us all.

2005: Gavin and Gwen

I mean, THOSE are just a leather diaper, sincerely.

2005: Ryan Cabrera

Remember when his hair got him through like two or three rounds of Fug Madness? Good times.

2005: Jessica Alba

I sincerely can't tell if she's wearing ONE going-out top, or if she has married two.

2005: Jamie-Lynn Spears

I cannot begin to comprehend the pieces of this.

2005: Chad Michael Murray, Paris Hilton

This photo was taken three days before he married Sophia Bush, a relationship that ended in an annulment months later, and there was heavy speculation he'd hooked up with Paris while they shot House of Wax (which came out somewhere in between). This photo is a REAL gossip time capsule, basically.

The Young Hollywood Awards Kept Delivering Some Great Dated Fuggery

I had some fun with the 2002 iteration of these yesterday, so we might as well press onward into 2005. So many spiky-haired boys and questionable pants! [Photos: Shutterstock]