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# Mortal Fugstruments
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mortal-fugstruments-08-2013/
- Published: 2013-08-20T21:00:47.000Z
- Updated: 2013-08-20T21:41:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Man, she is relentless about letting her abdomen breathe.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ffn_flynetuk_collins_lily_081913_51184520.xml "Lily Collins")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=878511&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I mean, gather ye rosebuds while ye may, and all that. But none of these are doing her head justice -- like, her eyebrows and face and makeup have been FLAWLESS, and then it's such a wah-waah to look down and see a blah black cropped t-shirt and high-waisted\*\* (p)leather pants ,which I can only describe as '90s Cut, flapping around her thighs. Even her stomach muscles deserve better.

*\* A commenter correctly notes that they're NOT actually high-waisted, technically, but the reason I keep calling them that is that they are long-zippered so it LOOKS like they would be high-waisted pants even though they're not hitting high above her waist, and... yeah. It's some weird trick. The entire front of those looks like there is a lot more space between navel and groin than nature usually makes. The end.*

Then again, it all beats this:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/102890pcnex_lily03.xml "Lily Collins")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=878501&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's a bra. I don't care how you dress it up or pretend you're wearing a real shirt over it. IT'S A BRA. A bra is not a crop-top; it's A BRA. A BRA IS NOT AN OUTFIT. A bra is an undergarment, and simply wearing it under a garment does not get you off on a technicality. Can we please all agree on this as a society and move onto stuff that's more interesting?

But, you know, we can wait just a *little* longer before we move on, to maximize Fug Madness's potential for scares.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News\]