George Clooney

Clooney looks VERY classic and handsome and suave and happy.

George Clooney

I appreciate that he went Full Classic Clooney for the wedding. Frankly, I feel like if you're marrying Clooney, this is the Clooney you want to pop up on your wedding day. I mean, you'll hopefully love whatever Clooney shows, but it's nice to have Platonic Ideal of Clooney for the pictures.

George Clooney

I obviously could not resist sharing with you these two charming dudes.

George Clooney

"I guess this is really happening?!?"

In all honesty, Clooney looks super happy in all these pictures. Mazel tov, you crazy kids.

George Clooney And Guests Head To His Wedding

Ugh how hideous what a miserable setting everyone must have been so super depressed here.

Amal Alamuddin

The wedding gown! It's very unconventional! Just kidding, of course: This was the night before the wedding. This is McQueen -- the rumors are that McQueen did the wedding gown as well. I am not generally that into the high-low skirt, but this one certainly brings the drama

Amal Alamuddin

I am not mad at it.

Emily Blunt in Naeem Khan

This was also at the pre-wedding party, and I LOVE this Naeem Khan dress.

Emily Blunt in Pucci

She looks fabulous in this Pucci dress, too. (So much Side of Matt Damon's Head in these shots. The purple dress is on his wife, Luciana, and she's coming up in just a few slides.)

Emily Blunt, Krasinksi, Matt Damon

Basically, everyone here looks classy and awesome.

Matt Damon and Luciana Barroso in Naeem Khan

Luciana looks fantastic in that purple. Naeem Khan is really doing this wedding up right.

Luciana Barroso and Matt Damon

The subtext of this wedding is "Please, God, don't let me fall into a canal at George Clooney's wedding."

Luciana and Matt at the Pre-Wedding Party

Her keyhole has gone a bit awry -- My Keyhole Went Awry At George Clooney's Wedding: A True Story, tonight on E! -- but this dress is otherwise ALSO lovely. I wish Matt hadn't decided to go Slightly Mobster, but he never listens to me.

Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerbe

Everyone at this wedding was attractive. (Note: I picked this shot because you got the best look at the front of Cindy's dress, and she's just making a weird face. Her face looks more Cindy Crawford-y in other shots.)

Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford

I don't even mind that touch of sheer. Touch of Sheer also seems like the name of a hosiery line Cindy would sell on QVC.

Cindy Crawford

This wedding looks like it was really fabulous, I have to say. SO MUCH BEING ON A BOAT.

Anna Wintour

I think Anna looks AWESOME.

Anna Wintour

And I like to think of her going EVERYWHERE by boat with two gentleman in tuxes. Teach me your ways, Wintour, you foxy badass.

Bill Murray

As it should be.

Well Played: Celebs at the Clooney/Alamuddin Wedding

I cannot believe we were not invited to this event. On top of the fact that Intern George has literally not once ever shown up to work, I am beginning to think he doesn't even care about us. PS: For those of you (like me!) dying to see what Amal wore, the non-candid wedding snaps (including, surely, THE GOWN) are exclusive to Vogue* and have not yet popped up for our perusal. That being said, this collection of photos proves that everyone looks glamorous ON a boat and slightly scared BOARDING a boat, and that Venice is romantic and beautiful. Let's add it to the Fug Nation Tour of the World.* *LATE BREAKING: This was a LIE. They're confirmed exclusive to Hello! and People, which makes way more sense and is also exciting because this means I'll get them in my mailbox. The dress is allegedly Oscar de la Renta. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]