> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Mostly Royally Played: Days One and Two of Royal Ascot - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mostly-royally-playeddays-one-and-two-of-royal-ascot/ - Published: 2015-06-17T18:00:05.000Z - Updated: 2015-06-19T00:03:49.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41 ## Royal Ascot - Day 2 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/06/477437846_master.jpg) I couldn't resist this shot. I like to think all these dudes are thinking, "how ON EARTH is she walking in that?!" ## Prince Harry and Jake Warren, Day One ![royal-ascot-2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477319660_master.jpg) The fact that Harry is wearing a new waistcoat is somewhat unnerving. First, [he's cranky at Trooping The Colour](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royally-played-trooping-the-colour-2015-06-2015/). Now he's not wearing his Favorite Yellow Waistcoat. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING? ## Prince Harry, Day One ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477333440_master.jpg) HE seems delighted, though, so...okay. Fair enough. I'll allow it. ## Princess Beatrice, Day One ![royal-ascot-2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477311240_master.jpg) I approve of the fact that she's taking a fashion risk, in this Roksanda Ilincic (I think). It's a bit weird, but I think I'm going to vote yes. What do you say? ## Sophie Wessex, Day One ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477319314_master.jpg) It's not Ascot if [Sophie isn't vaguely quilted](https://www.gofugyourself.com/royal-ascot-day-one-the-royals-06-2014/royal-ascot-2014-day-one-6?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I do appreciate the drama inherent in this perfectly enormous hat. ## Sophie and Autumn Phillips and Prince Edward, Day 2 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477456536_master.jpg) I like this look considerably better on Sophie. Well, rewind. I like the DRESS better. I think I prefer Day One's big-ass hat. ## Zara Philips, Day One ![royal-ascot-2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477333438_master.jpg) OH ZARA. I DON'T KNOW. (There was a photo that I sadly couldn't get, in which she was in the Royal Box, drinking a giant glass of what looked like champers and wearing huge sunglasses, though, and as far as that goes, I DO KNOW, and what I know is: Yes.) ## Princess Anne, Day One ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477311588_master.jpg) On the hunt, as ever. I'm sure Anne has owned this entire ensemble -- down to the hat, the interior of which appears to be lined with feathers -- for at least 40 years. ## Princess Anne, Day Two ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477452380_master.jpg) WHAT? I'm just saying. ## THE QUEEN, Day One ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477326680_master.jpg) So much more cheery than the last time we saw her! Her Maj DOES love the ponies. ## The Queen and Prince Philip, Day Two ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477438136_master.jpg) I guess everyone is cheerier when they get to arrive places to great applause in a carriage and THEN GAMBLE. ## Camz, Day One ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477311232_master.jpg) Camilla's Monday outfit was A Salute To Bathroom Soap. ## Princess Michael of Kent, Day One ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477333418_master.jpg) The EYEPATCH is BACK! I hope all the younger royals have taken to calling her Patches behind her back. In all seriousness, this woman wears her eyepatch VERY well. ## Princess Michael of Kent, Day Two ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477452396_master.jpg) "This bloody thing is driving me bonkers. How do pirates do it?" ## Princess Alexandra, Day Two ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477448504_master.jpg) I just appreciated that Princess Alexandra rather looks like she feel into a Paper Source and couldn't get out. (She is the Queen's cousin. Is she the one who ALLEGEDLY had a lengthy affair with Prince Philip? Because if so I personally would have sent her off on a long, long long long royal posting to Zanzibar or somewhere similarly remote had I been Queen. ## John Goodman, Damian Lewis, Day One ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/477314240_master.jpg) Because if I asked you, "where do you think John Goodman and Damian Lewis were yesterday?" your immediate answer would have been, "looking sharp and hanging out at Ascot together, DUH." [Mostly Royally Played: Days One and Two of Royal AscotHats! Horses! Eye-patches! John Goodman? All that, plus Prince Harry got a new waistcoat, which makes me uneasy and confused. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/06/477437846_master.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mostly-royally-playeddays-one-and-two-of-royal-ascot-06-2015/)