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# Mostly Well Played: Hailee Steinfeld in Valentino
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mostly-well-played-hailee-steinfeld-in-valentino-04-2014/
- Published: 2014-04-28T15:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-28T00:43:50.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I think, had this been my call, I'd have scooped away her hair:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hailee_steinfeld_486920867.xml "Hailee Steinfeld")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/hailee%5Fsteinfeld%5F486920867.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Too big would've fought with the dress, and yet too sleek just comes across as limp. However, I am having a crazy nonsense love affair with the rest of it. That sucker is a peppy, poppy, leather Austin Powers fever dream, and it's groovy, baby. [She appears to have added the tube top underneath](https://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2014/04/27/hailee-steinfeld-valentino-begin-tribeca-film-festival-closing-night-gala-premiere/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (for modesty, presumably), and I'm not even mad at that, because I get it, although I also think maybe she didn't need to worry because the vee of the neck is so narrow. Mostly, though, I see this and I just want to go into my room and tease my hair into a beehive and put on some great eyeliner and go-go boots and drink a martini and pretend to smoke something from a really long cigarette holder and then watch the moon landing. Does that make this dress one giant leap for fugkind?

\[Photo: Getty\]