Justin Timberlake
I mean, let's be honest. He is handsome regardless of the hair, and apparently he straightened on the advice of Tom Ford and obviously I would probably do whatever Tom Ford told ME to do, sartorially, also. (Let's continue to be honest, he'd just say, "go to the gym forever and don't come back until you're Gywneth-sized. Then wear this cape.") It's not that I think he looks BAD with straight hair, I just think it's WEIRD. It weirds me out, because that is not how Justin Timberlake looks in my head, and the disconnect makes me feel like there's been a disturbance in the celebrity force.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
I mean, riddle me this: how do we know that aliens haven't replaced JT with a clone, and the hair is the thing they got wrong? The thing that's supposed to tip us off to the fact that he's an alien/clone? Should we be investigating this???
Jessica Biel
I am not sure what's going on with her hair -- it's a bit Fresh From the Gym, which I can only hope will be a trend -- but in the continued trend of LET'S BE HONEST: She looks good. You can proceed, Biel.