Blake and Miranda

I assume their marriage is just fine, but if it's not, at least she looks great while it's disintegrating. Blake (who I enjoy) looks totally like himself, which is to say like a man who would wear jeans to his wedding. (Did he wear jeans to his wedding? I feel like that's a safe bet.)

Miranda Lambert

Music awards shows have more costume changes than a Broadway play, let me tell you. I kind of wish this insanity would bleed into film and TV awards, past the current Change For The Afterparty scenario. Can you imagine if everyone wore one thing on the Oscar red carpet, then had to change to present an award, and then wore something else to accept their award? Stylists everywhere just broke out into a sweat. Anyway, this looks like Britney Spears picked it out, but not as meanly as I could have meant that in the past.

Miranda and Keith Urban

But this is a hoot, and totally right for the venue. Additionally, Fug Nation probably collectively needs silver cowboy boots, right? Right.

Mostly Well Played, Miranda Lambert

I can't help it. I enjoy these two. Part of it might be that I enjoy reading whatever hysterical stories the tabloids cook up about their "disintegrating marriage" whenever there's a slow news week. I suspect sometimes that, when nothing is REALLY happy in celebrity news, the writers at the less reliable rags spin a giant wheel that they keep in the conference room to decide their cover story for the week. And the pie spots on the wheel read, like, let's see: BLAKE AND MIRANDA: HE'S BREAKING HER HEART; JEN'S BABY JOY; BREAK-UP FOR BRAD AND ANGIE?; LAMAR COOKING METH!; and, like, KANYE AND KHLOE: WHAT KRIS DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW. This is also how we got Star's recent Bruce Jenner cover. [Photos: Getty]