Charlene and Albert
And they're off to the Monaco Formula 1 Grand Prix; Charlene is wearing Akris. This is a smart dress for the event; it even has a racing stripe. They seemed very touchy-feely here, but that doesn't fit the fanfic I've written about them in my head where he's The Worst and she is planning to run off with her sexy bodyguard at any moment, so I've decided this is all A FRONT! A FACADE! #CONSPIRACYTHEORIES #FREECHARLENE #TEAMSVEN (I decided her bodyguard's name was Sven.) I also wish she were wearing sassier shoes.
Prince Albert and Princess Charlene
You know how some people have Resting Bitchface? I think Albert and Charlene's entire relationship has Resting Simmering Hateface, because obviously this is just a cozy man-hand on a thigh and yet it reads as, "do not make a run for it, Charlene. I know all about you and Sven. Sven, Sven. Such a pretty face that one has. A SHAME IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO IT."
Princess Charlene and Prince Albert II
They also went to a gala for the Grand Prix and I loved this dress when I saw it tiny and I didn't realize that it had but one wee capped sleeve and not the both. I am happy that she's wearing such a vibrant color, though. (I also kinda still think she's pregnant.)
Princess Charlene
That much make-up will not make me forget that you have wore NO JEWELS to this gala, Charlene, and I KNOW you have them. Wait! Perhaps Sven has SOLD them to finance your escape! In which case, carry on.
Pierre Casiraghi, Beatrice Borromeo
These two look quite suitable, although I think Pierre's jacket is a hair too small. (I can live with a tight pant, but a shrunken blazer is tricky.) Pierre is Caroline's youngest and his Wikipedia insists that Beatrice, his girlfriend, is "aristocratic and out-going," which makes me think Beatrice has been editing Pierre's Wikipedia while he sleeps. (She did graduate from Columbia School of Journalism, though, so good on you, Beatrice. I like your dress.)
Andrea Casiraghi, Tatiana Santo Domingo
I enjoy how the crest of arms behind Andrea makes it look like those two monks (?) are going to END HIM. I guess he's third in line to the throne at the moment, because Albert and Charlene haven't had kids yet (if Sven takes Albert out, Caroline gets the nod, and he's her eldest). HIS Wikipedia plays close attention to all the times he's landed on a "Hottest Royals" list (he is quite handsome), and also notes that he loves to collect wristwatches. Tatiana is his wife and I want to burn that jumpsuit with hate candles. You're bringing the down the side!