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# Mostly Well Played, Taylor Swift
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mostly-well-played-taylor-swift/
- Published: 2012-10-25T17:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2012-10-25T17:15:21.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Leaving ABC Studios in New York City

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/10/85929pcn_taylor09.jpg)

I LOVE this and wish I could wear this much yellow without looking like I'm about to die of malaria.

## Taylor Swift And Target "Red" Launch Party

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/154573249.jpg)

This is fine, but lacks bling. Cue "I'll Give You Bling (I'll Give It To You Right In Your Face)."

## Good Morning America

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/85961PCN_Taylor03.jpg)

This is so demure, I feel like she's one cookie short of an apron and regular date with the milk man."One Cookie Short Of An Apron," by the way, is a TERRIBLE song.

## Out and about

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/86019pcn_swift02.xml)

"Taylor sure is wearing a lot of red," I thought, before I remembered that her album is CALLED *Red* and wrote *myself* a song called "Short Term Memory (Yours Sucks!!)"

For what it's worth, I like this one on her far better than the previous, but I have some issues with the shoes.

## Leaving her New York City hotel

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/86024pcn_tay03.xml)

I confess to having a serious weakness for the red coat/black cigarette pants combo. It's so Betty Draper Stops For A Desperate Cigarette Before Her School Run.

## 'Late Show With David Letterman'

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/85992PCN_Swift02.jpg)

Blah blah blah, you can see her bra thanks to the flash, kind of, and the crotch on the pants is cracked out, but I am way more concerned about something else: WHERE IS THE LETTERMAN DUMPSTER? DID THEY MOVE THE DUMPSTER? *DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO DUMPSTER?*

Taylor Swift, if you're worth ANYTHING to us as a society, your next single BETTER be called "Dumpster (Where Did You Go?)" and all proceeds should go toward search efforts.

[Mostly Well Played, Taylor SwiftI don't really want to talk shit about her, because I have no desire to be the subject of some song called, like, "Flabby Blogger (Shut Your Fat Mouth)" or something. The good news is that T Swift's current Kennedy obsession -- which I am finding a little weird, if only because it has encompassed the purchase of real estate and actually DATING a Kennedy and a high school one at that (cue up "You Wish You Could Date a Kennedy (Old Blogger Jerkwad)") -- brings with it a very demure and ladylike wardrobe that I find appealing.\* \*And US Weekly JUST told us they broke up. Oh my God, I legit can't wait to hear her sing about the terrible ways he made her miserable. There are SO MANY things that rhyme with "Kennedy." "Obscenity." "Amenity." "Holy trinity." You better be writing, Taylor. You better be writing RIGHT NOW.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/10/85929pcn_taylor09.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mostly-well-played-taylor-swift-10-2012/)