Leaving ABC Studios in New York City
I LOVE this and wish I could wear this much yellow without looking like I'm about to die of malaria.
Taylor Swift And Target "Red" Launch Party
This is fine, but lacks bling. Cue "I'll Give You Bling (I'll Give It To You Right In Your Face)."
Good Morning America
This is so demure, I feel like she's one cookie short of an apron and regular date with the milk man."One Cookie Short Of An Apron," by the way, is a TERRIBLE song.
Out and about
"Taylor sure is wearing a lot of red," I thought, before I remembered that her album is CALLED Red and wrote myself a song called "Short Term Memory (Yours Sucks!!)"
For what it's worth, I like this one on her far better than the previous, but I have some issues with the shoes.
Leaving her New York City hotel
I confess to having a serious weakness for the red coat/black cigarette pants combo. It's so Betty Draper Stops For A Desperate Cigarette Before Her School Run.
'Late Show With David Letterman'
Blah blah blah, you can see her bra thanks to the flash, kind of, and the crotch on the pants is cracked out, but I am way more concerned about something else: WHERE IS THE LETTERMAN DUMPSTER? DID THEY MOVE THE DUMPSTER? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO DUMPSTER?
Taylor Swift, if you're worth ANYTHING to us as a society, your next single BETTER be called "Dumpster (Where Did You Go?)" and all proceeds should go toward search efforts.