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# Mostly Well Played/Scrolldown Fug: Jessica Alba
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mostly-well-playedscrolldown-fug-jessica-alba-08-2014/
- Published: 2014-08-13T16:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-13T05:06:37.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Scrolldown Fug, Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

This is Jessica Alba on her way to *GMA,* and it's she looks SO cute, and it's going so well...

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jessica-alba-ffn_alba_jessica_spartanoff_081214_51501220.xml "Jessica Alba")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/08/jessica-alba-FFN%5FAlba%5FJessica%5FSpartanoFF%5F081214%5F51501220.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... until we get to the aluminum clodhoppers. They take this whole thing from Breezy Day Dress straight to I Just Woke Up In My Prom Limo And My Date Totally Ditched Me For That She-Beast In My English Class But Not Before Throwing Up In The Ice Bucket And I Just Need A Goddamn McDonald's Breakfast Sandwich Please.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]